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Joe
@JoePostingg
I mostly post about running, computers, and politics. joesjunkfood.substack.com
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    Joe
    @JoePostingg
    Dec 8, 2025
    I reviewed the Oreos Thanksgiving Cookie Collection (featuring guest reviews from my family!) joesjunkfood.substack.com/p/oreos-thanks…
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    Joe
    @JoePostingg
    May 8, 2025
    Currently caught in a customer service doom loop. I want a refund on a non-refundable hotel booking which sounds like an absurd request except for the tiny detail the THE HOTEL CANCELLED THE BOOKING.
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    Joe
    @JoePostingg
    Aug 16, 2024
    We gave my child a wallet with a single dollar bill to play with. She now has three dollars. I don't know where the other two came from. Help.
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    Joe
    @JoePostingg
    Aug 24, 2025
    College is wasted on the young. I used to skip classes. Grown adult me would kill to spend eight hours a day reading books and listening to lectures.
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    Joe
    @JoePostingg
    Jan 28, 2023
    This should be illegal
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    Joe
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    Apr 21, 2025
    I don't think JD Vance killed the Pope, I think meeting JD Vance probably drained the Pope's will to live. It's subtly different.
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    Joe
    @JoePostingg
    Apr 10, 2025
    The Supreme Court unanimously deciding you can't gulag people for literally no reason is genuinely shocking.
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    Joe
    @JoePostingg
    Jul 22, 2024
    My TikTok feed is covered in Kamala fancams. I've never seen anything like this (a thread)
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    Joe
    @JoePostingg
    Oct 28, 2024
    KPP is weirdly predictive 88: Bush 92: Clinton 96: Clinton 2000: Bush 2004: Kerry 2008: Obama 2012: Obama 2016: Clinton 2020: Biden
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    *Walter Bloomberg
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    Oct 28, 2024
    KAMALA HARRIS NAMED WINNER OF NICKELODEON'S KIDS PICK THE PRESIDENT "KIDS' VOTE" POLL
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    Joe
    @JoePostingg
    May 8, 2025
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    The National Guard apparently requestioned the property which is fine I guess, but I'm not paying for a hotel room I'm not allowed to sleep in.
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    Joe
    @JoePostingg
    Aug 5, 2024
    I think the reason Google "got worse" is basically just because forums died off. Forum posts were preserved in amber and easily crawlable. Now conversations are stored ephemerally and in walled gardens like Discord.
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    Joe
    @JoePostingg
    Aug 3, 2025
    John Fetterman becoming conservative after suffering brain damage feels a little too on the nose.
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    Joe
    @JoePostingg
    Mar 28, 2025
    Converting COBOL to Java is expensive and risky, but at least it will run slower.
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    WIRED
    @WIRED
    Mar 28, 2025
    Social Security systems contain tens of millions of lines of code written in COBOL, an archaic programming language. Safely rewriting that code would take years—DOGE wants it done in months. wired.com/story/doge-reb…
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    Joe
    @JoePostingg
    Oct 26, 2025
    The Mayor of New York SHOULD be too left wing for national politics. It would be stupid if the mayor of a rich liberal city was trying to appeal to Bucks County swing voters.
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