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John Cleese
@JohnCleese
Trainee hermit, & keen Amateur Squirrel Trainer
London
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Born October 27
Joined December 2007
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    John Cleese
    @JohnCleese
    Jun 12, 2020
    Hard to tell if I recorded this 30 years or 10 minutes ago...
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    John Cleese
    @JohnCleese
    Jan 12, 2021
    With the benefit of hindsight, would you say that the Nuremberg Trials were divisive ?
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    John Cleese
    @JohnCleese
    Jan 22, 2020
    Just heard about Terry J It feels strange that a man of so many talents and such endless enthusiasm, should have faded so gently away... Of his many achievements, for me the greatest gift he gave us all was his direction of 'Life of Brian'. Perfection Two down, four to go
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    John Cleese
    @JohnCleese
    Nov 15, 2020
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    John Cleese
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    Sep 8, 2019
    Nice moment at the theatre in Innsbruck last night... Just before I went on, I asked a stage manager " Will this audience know me better from Monty Python or Fawlty Towers ? " He replied "I don't know. I've never heard of you "
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    John Cleese
    @JohnCleese
    Dec 11, 2019
    Can this be right ? If a Democrat is President, lying about a blow-job is grounds for impeachment If a Republican is President, betraying his country's defence policy again Russia...isn't What am I missing here ?
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    John Cleese
    @JohnCleese
    Oct 11, 2025
    This is insanity
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    Antifa_Ultras
    @ultras_antifaa
    Oct 10, 2025
    A 6-year-old immigrant child is handcuffed with hands behind their back and arrested. Trump’s America.
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    The person in this video is a 27-year-old adult, not a minor. The Clark County Sheriff's Office has stated that a deputy briefly detained her for jaywalking, an incident that has been verified by several fact-checking organizations. youtube.com/watch?v=W9tsNf… factual.ro/dezinformari-r… facebook.com/ClarkSOWA/post…
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    John Cleese
    @JohnCleese
    Dec 27, 2022
    Can anyone ( including BBC employees ) tell me why the BBC has not shown Monty Python for a couple of decades ?
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    John Cleese
    @JohnCleese
    Oct 28, 2025
    Truly awful people
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    Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧
    @reformexposed
    Oct 28, 2025
    A man is judged by the company he keeps.
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    John Cleese
    @JohnCleese
    Sep 2, 2024
    I see the MAGA people are keen to discuss where Kamala Harris was born I'd be curious to know what part of Germany the Trumps come from, and why they thought it necessary to change their family name
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    John Cleese
    @JohnCleese
    Jul 8, 2018
    Yes I've heard this word. I think sociopaths use it in an attempt to discredit the notion of empathy
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    John Cleese
    @JohnCleese
    Dec 14, 2020
    I think it's an encouraging sign that the next First lady will be a Ph.D with two masters degrees, rather than a model It says a lot about their husbands, too
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    John Cleese
    @JohnCleese
    May 12, 2022
    In case you haven't seen it yet... Ricky Gervaise was asked what he thought of Piers Morgan inteviewing the Taleban He said " I've lost all respect for them "
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    John Cleese
    @JohnCleese
    Sep 4, 2025
    I see that it took five London policemen to arrest a comedian Meanwhile, people in Chelsea have learned not to waste their time reporting burglaries Is this an intelligent use of resources ?
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