Thanks for the push notification, Siri - that’s exactly what I needed in that moment 🫠
Kelsey Farish
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Kelsey Farish
@KelseyFarish
media lawyer helping creators, performers and storytellers control the space where AI, creativity, identity and intimacy meet • I ♥︎ reading between the lines
- Replying to @KelseyFarishThings that are 90dB: lawnmowers, blenders, power tools, Hugo when he wakes up from a nap and SUDDENLY REALISES HE IS SO HUNGRYYYYYAAAAAHHHHHHH.
- Replying to @NoContextBritsGenuinely thought this was satire but
- Replying to @ginasueAn important message, @ginasue. Do you have a response to this, @NaturalCycles? I’m a UK resident/citizen so I’m not vulnerable, here, but what can you say to the individuals in America who use your app? Can you guarantee their privacy?
- Replying to @MrHarryColeExcuse me? As a solicitor, I’m already bound by @sra_solicitors rules of professional conduct to not use “false or jumped up excuses”, and barristers are obliged to do the same, under their regulator. This is nothing more than a xenophobic dog whistle.
- Elon Musk on @dogecoin just now at the @Bloomberg Qatar Economic Forum: "Tesla accepts Dogecoin for some merchandise, and SpaceX will do the same. I intend to personally support Dogecoin, because I just know a lot of people who are not that wealthy, who [...]
- Replying to @IanRobinsonyycLawyer here, specialising in publicity and privacy law, and in particular the use of images of people. Just wanted to swing by to say you are 💯 correct, Ian. It’s a different story in places like Germany, but in the United States you are spot-on.
- On 17 July I was rushed to hospital and diagnosed with an #ectopicpregnancy. I had the emergency surgery mentioned below and, as with all ectopic pregnancies, we lost the baby. It’s very uncomfortable and sad to share this publicly, but I’m doing so for three reasons. A thread.This weekend I required a life-saving emergency surgery and received some devastating personal news. I'm not okay now, but know I will be, eventually. In the meanwhile, would you please share with me some happy things and/or nice distractions? I'm hurting so much.
- "The sticker happens to be affixed to my WIFE'S car. Yes. And I'm sure the honourable gentleman wouldn't suggest for a moment that a wife is somehow the property or chattel of her husband? She is entitled to her views. That sticker is not mine. And that's the end of it."Commons Speaker John Bercow denies having an anti-#Brexit sticker on his car - telling Tory MP Adam Holloway the vehicle belongs to his wife bbc.in/2FjlVP3
00:00 - Replying to @KelseyFarish✨ PS: Parenthood isn’t for everyone! Birth control and reproductive choice are essential human rights. Also: Don’t shake your baby. Ever. Personally, I repeat a mantra when Hugo screams to keep myself grounded and calm. Find what works for you 💜
- Fully support this. Personally, I didn't have a great relationship with my father or his family growing up. When I took my husband's surname, it was important to me as a symbolic, "official" new chapter. Keep, change, or double-barrell: the important thing is choice 💕
- Replying to @AdrianBentley and @p0wellyI’m so sleep deprived it took me 20 hours to get this joke 🤦♀️
- Reminded of early pandemic days, when Mr Farish and I shared a home office. I genuinely couldn't understand why he was constantly bad-mouthing his colleague Jason all of the time to his team...Why is JSON trending you mf better not be using it for configuration files again
