God I’m so bored in #lockdown that I’ve resorted to alphabetising all the herbs and spices in my kitchen.
Kogie
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Kogie
@Kogie11
Comedian / Screenwriter / Bass and songs @area11band
- Replying to @TimJDillon and @FourSeasonsI was going drink some methylated spirits and then sleep in the lobby of the Four Seasons tonight but after reading this I shall take my business elsewhere.
- Apparently ‘going to use the self-checkout’ isn’t millennial for killing yourself.
- This year over 300,000 of you have chosen to tune in, taking the time to listen to the songs we make. 70,000 more fans since last year. No management, no promotion, no radio pluggers, just four friends in a room together making the music they feel like making. Thank you. ♥️👁🗨
- Tired of girls saying they're "looking for a partner in crime" & then getting all pissy when I start defrauding pensioners from their laptop
- Listening to our finished live album for the first time. And if you ignore all the mistakes, easily avoidable technical problems and passive aggressive on stage bickering I think we might be a fucking great live band. 👁🗨♥️
- Moving to Tier 4 bringing up feelings of when they put me in bottom set maths.
- I don’t normally post relationship pics, but here’s one of me and the last five girls I’ve dated.
- My GF and I often disagree on the little things. I always choose SMOOTH peanut butter, she always runs out the room clutching her throat screaming for the EpiPen.
- The one and only @billburr’s new special is transcendental. Dropping truth bombs across the landscape. @NetflixIsAJoke
