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Jesse McLaren
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Jesse McLaren
@McJesse
Didn't pay for Twitter Blue.
Joined March 2009
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    Jesse McLaren
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    Jul 1, 2020
    Wow, this is actually inspiring.
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    Jesse McLaren
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    Dec 27, 2022
    Decided to use my 3D printer to figure out how the hell we’re doing this.
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    Jesse McLaren
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    Jun 5, 2024
    Update - these are all porn.
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    Jesse McLaren
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    Jul 24, 2023
    These are all porn except one. That one's Twitter.
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    Jesse McLaren
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    May 15, 2018
    I took every shot from behind-the-scenes featurettes where Dr. Strange is in front of a greenscreen, and edited him into a waterpark.
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    Jesse McLaren
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    Dec 31, 2021
    Got a 3D printer for Christmas, realized I can use it to print any New Year’s glasses I want.
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    Jesse McLaren
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    Jan 8, 2022
    ME WATCHING ANY MARVEL MOVIE AFTER ENDGAME: Wait, so society is expected to just carry on as if this insane collective trauma never happened? That’s ridiculous. ME IN 2022: Oh.
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    Jesse McLaren
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    Aug 2, 2024
    “How can a black woman also be Indian???” “If a woman has high testosterone does that make her male???” -The people trying to ban race and gender studies.
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    Jesse McLaren
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    Dec 24, 2023
    Ok. I’ve got a 3D printer and one week to figure out how the hell we’re doing this.
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    Jesse McLaren
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    Mar 1, 2017
    That moment you realize "The Beatles" is a pun.
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    Jesse McLaren
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    May 26, 2022
    If laws don't stop bad people from getting guns then WHY DID HE WAIT UNTIL THE LITERAL DAY IT WAS LEGAL TO BUY ONE?
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    Jesse McLaren
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    Jul 28, 2017
    Why you never wear GREEN on TV🤗
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    Jesse McLaren
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    Feb 10, 2021
    If you're not watching Nickelodeon's coverage of the impeachment what are you even doing?
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    Jesse McLaren
    @McJesse
    Jul 25, 2020
    Get in losers, we're going s̶h̶o̶p̶p̶i̶n̶g̶. ᴛᴏ ᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴡɪɴɢ ᴘʀᴏᴘᴀɢᴀɴᴅᴀ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴏᴜʀ ᴡɪᴠᴇs ᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄʟʏ ʙᴇɢ ᴜs ᴛᴏ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴇᴍʙᴀʀʀᴀssɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇᴍ.
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    Jesse McLaren
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    Jun 1, 2020
    5 years apart
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