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Mick Ferry
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    Mick Ferry
    @MickFerry
    Dec 4, 2020
    I don’t know who is delivering the vaccine to the UK but if it’s Hermes then check your neighbours wheely bin.
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    Mick Ferry
    @MickFerry
    Oct 23, 2025
    Replying to @marknelsoncomic
    Bless him. He’s probably super healthy, will have is mortgage paid off in his 30’s. Rises at 5am every day, gets shit done. Bed by 9am. As he ages, he gets more lonely, he starts spying on his neighbours. The first cat he kills is accidental, then he gets a taste for it.
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    Mick Ferry
    @MickFerry
    Mar 28, 2020
    James Martin’s kitchen. Yeah that’s what I’m watching coz there is no football to get ready for. “Here’s a sauce for Yorkshire puddings. Red wine, Madeira, sherry and veal stock.” Fuck off James. I’ve got two oxo cubes and some dried noodles.
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    Mick Ferry
    @MickFerry
    Jan 17, 2015
    Finally figured out how to make Quorn sausages taste good. Wrap them in bacon. Delicious.
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    Mick Ferry
    @MickFerry
    Jun 11, 2022
    Replying to @BeardedGenius
    My son shared this with me tonight. It’s made me laugh so much.
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    Mick Ferry
    @MickFerry
    Aug 27, 2024
    Excellent news. If you want to see Oasis next year in Edinburgh, during the fringe. You can have two nights at the holiday inn express for just £1,299!!! Woohoo.
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    Mick Ferry
    @MickFerry
    Nov 18, 2020
    Replying to @BeardedGenius
    I found out that Borussia Monchengladbach used his pronunciation as their Twitter handle for a while.
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    Mick Ferry
    @MickFerry
    Oct 27, 2021
    This is fecking brilliant!!!
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    Mick Ferry
    @MickFerry
    Oct 8, 2020
    Table 8 for a few drinks, then off to table 10 for the nightlife and the table 3 for when it kicks off in the kebab shop.
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    FootballJOE
    @FootballJOE
    Oct 8, 2020
    Which table are you sitting at
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    Mick Ferry
    @MickFerry
    Oct 22, 2017
    Just how I like my ravioli starter. On a miniature washing line. #azerbaijan #plates #food
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    Mick Ferry
    @MickFerry
    Dec 21, 2018
    If you’re getting on it today because you’ve finished work for Xmas. Remember not to be rude to the staff in the bars and restaurants, trust me, they’d rather be elsewhere. Then if you collapse through excess, don’t give the emergency services any grief. DO NOT BE A DICK TODAY.
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    Mick Ferry
    @MickFerry
    Jul 5, 2023
    Me and my family paid into a Xmas hamper scheme run by this man. 35 weeks of payments we could barely afford, just so the kids had a few treats. The week before Xmas his business went bust and he started organising foam parties in Benidorm. Piece of shit.
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    Mark Nelson
    @marknelsoncomic
    Jul 5, 2023
    State of this going on holiday prick
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    Mick Ferry
    @MickFerry
    May 23, 2020
    Dad died on Apr 1st, he’d been ill for a bit. Cos of lockdown rules, he had family that couldn’t see him in the care home before he died. A week later a handful of us attended his funeral. You know, the rules. Sadly 1000’s went through the same thing. The rules?#oneruleforone
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    Mick Ferry
    @MickFerry
    Jun 28, 2020
    We first met when studying Maths at University.
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    Giles Paley-Phillips
    @eliistender10
    Jun 28, 2020
    Tell me a love story in 4 words or fewer
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