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Maria Bartholdi
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Maria Bartholdi
@MissMariapants
Content creator. Comedian + Improviser + Podcaster. I can do a perfect impression of R2D2 screaming. 🤖 🌈 Biz inquiries: [email protected]
Minneapolis, Minnesota
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Joined March 2009
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    Maria Bartholdi
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    Mar 12, 2020
    Quarantine can’t keep me down
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    Maria Bartholdi
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    Jun 23, 2022
    He’s a 10 but he’s also a 10/10 for 10
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    Maria Bartholdi
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    Jul 31, 2024
    Truly impressive
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    Maria Bartholdi
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    Jul 26, 2024
    fixed
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    Maria Bartholdi
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    Jun 28, 2024
    no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! absolutely NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Maria Bartholdi
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    Feb 29, 2020
    Sometimes being an “older” woman in esports seems scary. When will I be too old? I don’t know. But I do know this: butts. Happy birthday to me! 🥳
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    Maria Bartholdi
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    Mar 1, 2024
    it had to be done
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    Maria Bartholdi
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    Jul 2, 2020
    I've been told to go home & change twice by employers for wearing clothing that was "too revealing." In both cases, the clothing was fine, it was actually he fact that I have big boobs that was the issue. The 2nd time, I asked my boss if he wanted me to take off my boobs instead.
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    Maria Bartholdi
    @MissMariapants
    Feb 8, 2020
    Overhearing a couple of teenage girls in the GP bathroom arguing about their favorite draft sets: dream achieved.
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    Maria Bartholdi
    @MissMariapants
    Jul 27, 2022
    welp
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    Maria Bartholdi
    @MissMariapants
    Nov 12, 2019
    Chandra is bi. Nissa is gay. You know what? Don’t change my mind.
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    Maria Bartholdi
    @MissMariapants
    Apr 9, 2021
    I think we need to call all the grandmas that are obsessed with bridge, gin rummy, pinochle - what they really are: die. hard. gamers.
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    Maria Bartholdi
    @MissMariapants
    Apr 5, 2022
    9 years ago, this boy asked me to go on “some kind of date.” Now we’ve set one. 💕✨
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    Maria Bartholdi
    @MissMariapants
    Nov 25, 2018
    It means so much to me when streamers don’t assume the gender of their opponents. Thank you if you’re a streamer who says “they” or “my opponent” or “oppo” or whatever in place of “he”. It means A LOT. 💕
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