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Murray Hill Guy

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Murray Hill Guy

@MurrayHillGuy1

Murray Chill, NYC. 5 Feet, 6 Figures, 7 Inches. Making NYC great again. follow @datingbymhg partnerships/coaching: [email protected]

Murray Hill, Manhattan

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Joined June 2024

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Murray Hill Guy
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Jun 29, 2025
Imagine being president and seeing Murray Hill Guy on your favorite show… This is hilarious 😂.. thanks @foxandfriends
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Murray Hill Guy
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Sep 10, 2025
I just left my office because a liberal female coworker was cheering about Charlie Kirk being shot and said “hope he’s dead.” How is that ok to even say out loud at work or anywhere? So now it’s normal to celebrate shootings just because it’s political? Disgusting
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Murray Hill Guy
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Sep 11, 2025
The craziest thing isn’t that Charlie Kirk died, or that there’s (very gruesome) footage of him being shot circulating throughout social media. Instead, the craziest thing to me is that so many “normal” liberals such as teachers, nurses, friends, family members are taking a
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Murray Hill Guy
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Nov 10, 2025
Just matched with a cute girl on hinge named Emily
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Murray Hill Guy
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Jun 25, 2025
Dating in NYC summed up wtf 😒
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Murray Hill Guy
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Jul 8, 2025
She’s hot because she’s not beautiful. Because she’s accessible. She looks like she could’ve been your babysitter or your best friend’s older sister or the lifeguard at your pool. She doesn’t look like the garden variety lip-filler-and-Botox influencer chick, she looks real.
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Murray Hill Guy
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Sep 12, 2025
The modern Left is basically 4 groups: 1. Boomers who watch cable TV all day 2. Minorities obsessed with “free stuff” 3. Women who went crazy off birth control & SSRIs 4. Mentally ill gender goblins
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Murray Hill Guy
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Jul 24, 2025
I once had a 72+ hour date. We hung out from Thursday to Sunday, wasn’t really planned, just kind of happened. Thought I was in love. She ghosted me the next week. I reached out 3 times and never heard. Only in NYC can something feel like a rom-com and end like a horror movie
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Murray Hill Guy
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Oct 3, 2025
Best rizz I’ve ever seen
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Murray Hill Guy
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Jun 25, 2025
Update: if you don’t hear from me, the terrorists won.
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Murray Hill Guy
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Jun 2, 2025
Using the “are you guys sisters” line on an obvious hot mom/daughter combo walking in the West Village
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Murray Hill Guy
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Sep 14, 2025
Met my buddy’s gf for the first time last night… she absolutely sucks. Mega lib, annoying, and loud as hell. Because I’m brutally honest I told him I didn’t like her… now he’s pissed at me. Do I actually need to apologize or nah?
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Murray Hill Guy
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Jun 25, 2025
Any lawyers want to weigh in on this situation?
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Murray Hill Guy
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Sep 12, 2025
How do I even respond to this?
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