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Paul F. Tompkins
@PFTompkins
TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies Instagram: Instagram.com/PFTompkins
HOLLYWOOD, U.S.A.
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Joined November 2008
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    Paul F. Tompkins
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    Jan 1, 2023
    You can find me on the socials as PFTompkins. I’ll start posting more at paul f tompkins dot com and you can see a live dates page there as well. I’ll eventually get a Twitch channel up & running. Maybe a TikTok? No promises. Good luck everyone! See you around!
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    Paul F. Tompkins
    @PFTompkins
    Jun 7, 2020
    Hm this guy might be onto something
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    Paul F. Tompkins
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    Jun 16, 2020
    HE LOVES BEING HANDED THINGS x.com/maneatsdragon/…
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    Paul F. Tompkins
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    Aug 30, 2022
    Why did they wait til they got to Flipdaddy’s to let the baby see
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    Paul F. Tompkins
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    Sep 19, 2019
    Why is this dog wearing silent film makeup
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    Paul F. Tompkins
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    Mar 12, 2019
    I am thrilled to announce that I do not know which one is Tinsley Mortimer and which one of Bertil Espergren.
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    Page Six
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    Mar 12, 2019
    Tinsley Mortimer gets flirty with model Bertil Espegren pge.sx/2EWeJGy
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    Paul F. Tompkins
    @PFTompkins
    Jun 6, 2017
    Confirmed!
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    Paul F. Tompkins
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    Jul 13, 2019
    I don’t day drink anymore but am so fond of the the two drunk guys who have clearly been watching this seagull steal food from people for hours.
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    Plink2
    @plinketyplink2
    Jul 13, 2019
    Seagulls are boss aren’t they hahahahahaha
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    Paul F. Tompkins
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    Jul 30, 2019
    Now THIS is a reveal
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    Paul F. Tompkins
    @PFTompkins
    Feb 2, 2022
    This is demented
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    ronbeehive
    @RonBeehive
    Feb 2, 2022
    It’s fucking snowing and I want to tip my driver accordingly @ChipotleTweets. Why are you deciding how much tipped workers can make?
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    Paul F. Tompkins
    @PFTompkins
    Nov 18, 2021
    Does everyone who’s into crypto not know that we already have a fake money scheme called “money”
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    Paul F. Tompkins
    @PFTompkins
    Dec 27, 2021
    I went to Catholic school where I was told I was BORN IN MORAL DEBT TO GOD so I think it’s okay if all schoolkids learn that the people who did slavery in America were white?
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    Paul F. Tompkins
    @PFTompkins
    Jul 13, 2019
    Mike Pence doing exactly what Jesus would do, folding his arms and looking over the prisoners’ heads like they’re not there.
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    NBC News
    @NBCNews
    Jul 13, 2019
    Replying to @NBCNews and @MSNBC
    BREAKING: New video shows shows severe overcrowding of men in cages at Texas detainment facility during VP Pence's visit Friday.
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    Paul F. Tompkins
    @PFTompkins
    Jan 6, 2021
    I am sorry to report that this photo is objectively funny
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