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Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq.

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Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq.

@ParikPatelCFA

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Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq.
@ParikPatelCFA
Dec 21, 2020
Good morning everyone. Since $TSLA hit my previous price target I spent last night doing some more analysis. I am proud to say I am very bullish. My revised price target is $1,264. I calculated this by taking the current share price and adding the $600 stimulus check. See below:
Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq.
@ParikPatelCFA
Aug 27, 2024
Okaaaayyyyyy let me juuuuuuuust shaaaaaaaaare my screeeeeeen... okaycanyouseeit?
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Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq.
@ParikPatelCFA
Apr 19, 2025
Cocaine
annie
@annunjaya
Apr 17, 2025
name a better dopamine hit than running, i’ll wait!!
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Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq.
@ParikPatelCFA
Aug 30, 2024
The CEO of Google is Indian The CEO of Microsoft is Indian The CEO of Adobe is Indian The CEO of IBM is Indian The CEO of Chanel is Indian The CEO of FedEx is Indian The CEO of Palo Alto Networks is Indian But according to X, all we are known for is that we smell bad
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Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq.
@ParikPatelCFA
Jun 5, 2025
Can’t believe Elon and Trump broke up during Pride month
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Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq.
@ParikPatelCFA
Dec 1, 2024
From directing my motel to becoming director of the FBI ❤️ so proud of my son Kashyap
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Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq.
@ParikPatelCFA
Sep 8, 2025
Never forget that just 3 years ago people were justifying paying $20,000 for a jpeg of an ape
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Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq.
@ParikPatelCFA
Dec 1, 2024
When Kashu and Vivek were small they would play together in the parking lot while I was working in the motel Now Kashu is director of the FBI and Vivek is helping clean up the government with DOGE So proud of my son and his friends ❤️
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Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq.
@ParikPatelCFA
Jun 7, 2022
Even the richest guy in the world doesn’t pay for YouTube premium
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Jun 7, 2022
YouTube seems to be nonstop scam ads
Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq.
@ParikPatelCFA
Aug 26, 2024
The world economy explained with two cows A thread…
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Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq.
@ParikPatelCFA
Dec 1, 2024
Thanks to this election we got three real Indians in the White House instead of one fake half Indian
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Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq.
@ParikPatelCFA
Nov 19, 2022
Twitter doesn’t need 7,500 employees all it needs is 150 H1B workers who are willing to code in goblin mode
Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq.
@ParikPatelCFA
Jan 24, 2022
It’s not a loss until you sell
Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq.
@ParikPatelCFA
Apr 9, 2025
This tariff pause is going to be very bad for the factory I started building last week
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