Ole and Steen coffee shop:
Me: I’ll have a ham and cheese croissant please
Staff: Sorry we don’t do those
Me: <looks pointedly and the ham and cheese croissant on the counter in between us>
Staff: That’s a prosciutto and mozzarella croissant
Me: …
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