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Porkchop Express
@Porkchop_EXP
Widely known in narrow circles Dostoevsky appreciatrix
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    Porkchop Express
    @Porkchop_EXP
    Oct 17, 2025
    EMPEROR: My loyal subjects, welcome all, Assembled here from near and far! I see him, my philosopher, But where the devil is my fool? - Goethe, “Faust”
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    Porkchop Express
    @Porkchop_EXP
    Jul 12, 2022
    I am very hesitant to assign obesity in the US to lifestyle. Something is DEEPLY wrong with their food quality. You know this because Europeans immediately gain weight in the US without changing their eating habits and lose the weight just as easily when back in Europe.
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    Porkchop Express
    @Porkchop_EXP
    Jul 11, 2024
    Psilocybin (mushrooms) is the most effective known smoking addiction treatment only because people literally “suddenly realized how stupid” smoking is, no other reason given, 80% success rate.
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    𝙎𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣✩
    @cashconjurer
    Jul 10, 2024
    My bf and I tried shrooms for the first time the other day, and we decided to get in the shower during the onset. As soon as the water touched me, I IMMEDIATELY was like, "No, I hate this. I'm getting out." But my boyfriend suggested I stay longer because I might end up liking
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    Porkchop Express
    @Porkchop_EXP
    Aug 25, 2024
    What makes the Germans so unlikeable is that they will be sticklers for this type of mundane, inconsequential “rules” while ignoring more important principles at higher levels as multiple almost daily corruption, negligence and unprofessionalism scandals demonstrate.
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    Luka Ivan Jukic
    @lijukic
    Aug 24, 2024
    Officially the most German thing I’ve ever read
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    Porkchop Express
    @Porkchop_EXP
    Oct 16, 2025
    Everyone loves a European old town at night but not everyone is willing to vote the right way to keep it safe
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    Luis Garicano 🇪🇺🇺🇦
    @lugaricano
    Oct 15, 2025
    There is something about arriving to a European old town in the middle of the night.
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    Porkchop Express
    @Porkchop_EXP
    Jul 12, 2022
    Replying to @Porkchop_EXP
    If you want to stay a healthy weight in the US, you have to live in the gym or/and follow some radical exclusionary diet, to the extent that it becomes part of your personality. Europeans eat carbs, bread and sugars, Nutella breakfast, seed oils, etc. and don’t get fat.
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    Porkchop Express
    @Porkchop_EXP
    Jul 12, 2022
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    Most Europeans also lead a sedentary lifestyle, practice even less sports than Americans, and aren’t particularly fit either, but most aren’t even fat, much less obese. You can’t possibly justify that morbid obesity as early as in teenagers is due to “lifestyle choices”.
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    Porkchop Express
    @Porkchop_EXP
    Apr 12, 2025
    LASIK basically shows how people can’t evaluate risk. If you’re smart enough you shouldn’t care it goes well for 9999 people, you don’t want to be that 1 at any cost.
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    Porkchop Express
    @Porkchop_EXP
    Apr 12, 2025
    Replying to @hollowearthterf
    LASIK is the ultimate IQ test
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    Porkchop Express
    @Porkchop_EXP
    Apr 6, 2025
    I had a good job in corporate banking when I got pregnant at 28. It was unheard of this “young”. All my colleagues treated me like a sad case of unplanned teenage pregnancy. The older I get and the more I learn about motherhood the angrier this makes me.
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    Porkchop Express
    @Porkchop_EXP
    Apr 16, 2025
    Elon Musk’s baby momma Ashley is taking her fight public via the Wall Street Journal and it’s juicy. (He DID try to put a baby into Tiffany Fong!!)
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    Porkchop Express
    @Porkchop_EXP
    Feb 6, 2023
    Italians really be cooking up some cherry tomatoes and garlic in a pan and mixing it with spaghetti and going like “this is my nonna’s secret recipe!” and the world lets them get away with this.
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    Porkchop Express
    @Porkchop_EXP
    Dec 2, 2023
    Replying to @vocalcry
    I remember one dude on here posted this smth smth “natural beauty”, I said those are lip fillers, he said some women are naturally blessed like this. 🤣🤣🤣
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    Porkchop Express
    @Porkchop_EXP
    Nov 18, 2024
    Our guy here did it better
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    Lord Miles
    @Lordmiles
    Nov 18, 2024
    A woman mid child-birth can almost feel a fraction of the pain a 20 something year old man feels after he sees his hairline receding
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    Porkchop Express
    @Porkchop_EXP
    Jul 16, 2025
    Replying to @ClickingSeason
    Americans walk around with chronic sinus issues from the AC and think it’s normal
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