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Umpy and the Marvelous Maybe Machine
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Umpy and the Marvelous Maybe Machine
@PrayForOomfie
|キリストは救う| |(hint: ⛏️🐷🤰)| |Sovereign of Ugly Daughters| |liberals killed the Tomboy| |(⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠) have a good day!|
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    Sep 5, 2024
    *smacks lips* "Mmmmhmm, y'all see dat? We dun built dat shit. Bet y'all and never seent dat in dem raycis ass histrey books"
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    Minecraft movie trailer debuts featuring fat Black woman. Follow: @AFpost
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    Aug 10, 2024
    Me the millisecond my torrent finishes downloading.
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    May 6, 2024
    This dating app is calling out to me like the green gobins mask man. This sucks.
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    Lenny is dead
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    May 6, 2024
    Yeah sure ill cast my die on the mentally ill tinder whatever man
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    Kaguya’s Top Gal
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    Oct 5, 2024
    This guy was ahead of the curve
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    Umpy and the Marvelous Maybe Machine
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    Jul 7, 2025
    Boomer presuppositions are crazy: -Your boss will give you OT every week. Trust -You will find a house for 330k less than the average US home. -You will have an interest rate low enough to have a $1,200 mortgage. -The used meth den you buy will not get broken into every week.
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    Charles Murray
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    Jul 6, 2025
    (1) A young married couple, both unskilled, take convenience store jobs at $15/hr in a moderately prosperous state. The big convenience and fast-food chains offer pretty good benefits. They both work 48-hour weeks, giving them a combined annual income of $74,880, enough to pay
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    The figures are misleading. For one, the annual combined income does not take into account fed/state income taxes. Also, a 48-hour workweek is not typical for hourly work: roughly 8% of hourly workers are routinely FLSA-eligible for OT, meaning they usually work >40 hrs/week. budgetlab.yale.edu/news/240917/no…
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    Umpy and the Marvelous Maybe Machine
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    Aug 1, 2025
    The woman who would have been my wife is in that mass grave somewhere I think.
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    Flat Ranger - UT
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    Jul 31, 2025
    28% of Gen Z was aborted.
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    Jaden McNeil
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    Jul 23, 2024
    Last night while praising Kamala's "Meme Game," Nick Fuentes attacked Donald Trump as a "dork" for not embracing rappers like Yeat and Kanye. He says he loves Kamala's brat thing
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    Umpy and the Marvelous Maybe Machine
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    Sep 27, 2023
    I wonder if Japanese people send images like this to one another thinking it just says something cute in English
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    Jul 7, 2025
    Good news for boys who grew up wanting to be cowboys! The modern US is actually just like the wild West. There are toxins and poisons everywhere, more Indians than you can count and they hate you, doctors don't know what to do if you get sick, and there arent any women to marry!
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    Umpy and the Marvelous Maybe Machine
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    Jun 15, 2025
    I win.
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    Jun 14, 2025
    This has got to be exhausting
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    Jun 9, 2025
    BREAKING: Terror in the skies over LA as protesters fire at national guard jets. #la #NewsomRiots #Newsom #LosAngeles
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    Destiny | Steven Bonnell II
    @TheOmniLiberal
    Sep 16, 2025
    Unreal, @elonmusk and other conservatives just got me banned from twitch. My entire income is gone now. So much for the party of free speech.
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