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Sal Vulcano
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🤣 “TERRIFIED” standup special out now! 🎤 “Everything’s Fine” Theater Tour on-sale now!! 📺 Impractical Jokers on *TBS* 🎙️ Hey Babe & Taste Buds Podcasts
- You guys are gonna love the new episodes. This Saturday April 2nd right after the Final Four games.
- Might fuck around and put up my Christmas tree.
- For as long as I can remember on Christmas Eve, @joe_gatto shows up at my home unannounced & in pajamas. He lets himself in, does a go-round on all available food, then all available desserts. Then he hugs my family and exits into the night. It's my favorite holiday tradition.
00:00 - How is it that EVERY single time I place the scissors or the tape or the pen down while wrapping I misplace them all every single time and they're within a two foot radius of me and nowhere to be found at the exact same time merry christmas god bless
- I'm a germaphobe and this is a pandemic. I don't give a shit. No matter who you are. You see me on the street and need a hug, I'm giving you a fucking hug. That goes for the peaceful protester and the well intentioned officer. We need to heal. I will fucking hug you. JOIN FORCES.
- Be GO FUCK YOURSELFBe safe, be you, be beautiful...
- Impractical Jokers is coming back for Season 7. I take none of it for granted. Thank you to all that watch and support it. Forever grateful.
- People often ask me, "Sal, fuck you."
