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Scott Adams
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Pleasanton CA
Joined October 2014
- I was skeptical at first, but the No Kings rally worked. I woke up this morning and my country still has no king. Good job, everyone!
- On Monday, I will ask President Trump, via X, to help save my life. He offered to help me if I needed it. I need it. As many of you know, I have metastasized prostate cancer. My healthcare provider, Kaiser of Northern California, has approved my application to receive a
- I'm starting to think eliminating fraud would balance the entire budget.
- If you are shocked at the disgusting reactions to the murder of Charlie Kirk, you should see how often people express public disappointment that my cancer hasn't killed me yet. America is approximately 10% wicked. And they like to be heard. P.S. I'm feeling great lately.
- Wait until @elonmusk starts looking under the hood at Twitter and finds out how the algorithm works. That's coming. And it is going to be glorious.
- I thought this was a joke when I first saw it. CNN only caught one Harris lie. HOW IS THIS REAL???????????????????????
- Trump got impeached for allegedly withholding Ukraine aid for political reasons. Nancy Pelosi withheld coronavirus aid from American citizens for political reasons. She is a garbage human. Despicable.
- Lol, I didn't know Trump threatened to reveal the Mexican government's cartel connections unless they do what he wants on the border. And he threatened massive tariffs. And he threatened to send in Special Forces to get the cartels. So...it looks like Mexico is planning to beMexican President Folding After Just One Phone Call with Trump thegatewaypundit.com/2024/11/mexica…
- Best President ever. Thank you, President Trump.
- I just witnessed an attractive young woman walk into Starbucks wearing a Trump 2024 shirt like it wasn’t even dangerous. Everything is different.
- Wait until the haters of Charlie Kirk find out their anger is based entirely on quotes taken out of context and flat-out lies about what he said. Cognitive dissonance will glue most of the haters to their original positions, with word-salad explanations of how they have been
- Can we make voting machines as secure as the shooter's phone?
