After years of YouTube taking a dump on my chest with channel strikes, age restriction and demonetization, we finally did it. Thank you all for getting me this far.
- The fragility of streamers egos will forever be peak content to me. Genuinely nothing more entertaining than watching them get upset the moment someone isn't sucking up their ass. With that said...it's gonna be a pretty funny video.
- Replying to @PopCraveShe destroyed our cocks, now she has destroyed our hearts.
- As we approach the 4 year anniversary of DayZ tricking me into giving them my full name and address and then ghosting me. I would just like to say that this is the sole reason I have betrayed every single person in that game since.
- I was kicked from the OTV server. The theme of which was "Vanilla-like and PvP focused". After the server was dead a few days into launch, Abe said he was just going to kick the Rust players...for following the theme and rules he created...I guess?
- Killed this guy in Renown and Blake said "his cock and balls looks like a cannon". Cant include it in the video but I needed others to see just how accurate that statement is.
- After years of making my own thumbnails, I've learnt that it's actually kind of amazing what a grown man can fit into his ass.
- Every single morning that I had to get up early and drive 45 minutes to a job I hated, I would tell myself that I needed to find a way to make it on YouTube or Twitch. Now I sit at home playing video games and cropping out dicks and assholes for money...dreams do come true.
