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Houston Stressans
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Houston Texans coverage | Blessan or Stressan⁉️ | Host of “Second Guessan” | 53 Man Roster Tool: houstonstressans.com/53man
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    Houston Stressans
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    Jun 26
    C.J. Gardner-Johnson shared his side of the Texans story with @ByTimGraham of @TheAthletic. I put together the full timeline, not just his new comments, but also the original reporting from @AaronWilson_NFL and @Djbienaime, DeMeco Ryans' remarks, the reported locker room
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    C.J. Gardner-Johnson Breaks Silence on Texans Exit, Denies Reports That Led to His Release
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    Jun 27, 2024
    Yoooo 🤣🤣😭😭
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    Jun 25, 2025
    Peyton Manning on CJ Stroud at @FanaticsFest: “He went to the playoffs in his 2nd year. He was 22. Let’s be careful saying it was a down year. I didn’t win a playoff game ‘til my SIXTH year. He’s 2 for 2.”
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    Jan 3, 2025
    CJ Stroud said his 2025 goal is to “be locked in with the lord as much as possible”
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    Oct 10, 2025
    Running back gets hit helmet to helmet. Says two words to the defender after and gets a 15 yard penalty for “taunting”. NFL rulebook focused on “player safety” is so ass backwards 😂
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    Sep 12, 2024
    NICO COLLINS: Most underrated player in entire NFL 6’4” 220 LBS & runs like a gazelle, great route runner, ELITE ball skills, ELITE run blocker, ELITE hands 🦄 TOP 5 WR IN THE NFL
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    Sep 13, 2024
    Jon Gruden on Joe Mixon has me CRYING “I love Joe Mixon. I don’t like him, I love him” “There’s good burgers & GREAT burgers. There’s good hotels, great hotels. There’s good backs & GREAT backs” 🤣🤣
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    Jan 21, 2024
    Update: he was not shook AT ALL in the second half. Dude is the MVP for a reason and Baltimore is a WAGON‼️ Built very much like the other Harbaugh’s team, MICHIGAN. ELITE Defense, ELITE run game and MVP QB. Would like to add nearly EVERY #Ravens fan I interacted with on here
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    Jan 20, 2024
    Lamar is shook. Let’s go win this thang‼️ #WeAreTexans
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    Oct 28, 2025
    Azeez Al-Shaair showing respect to his opponents: Tells CMC “good run boy, you run hard as hell, keep going.” Tells Mac Jones “keep fighting boy, you a dog.” Accidentally pokes George Kittle in the eye and immediately apologizes, the two joke and go back and forth all game.
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    Feb 4, 2025
    Channing Crowder & Ryan Clark’s response to Derek Stingley Jr. nonchalant answer to when he realized he was an NFL level player has me rolling 🤣 Via @thepivot
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    Houston Stressans
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    Nov 5, 2025
    Bo Nix when asked how they can make their offense more consistent: “I think if we can find a way not to have to play the #1 defense in the league, that might help.” 😂
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    Jun 11, 2025
    Nick Chubb is a perfect SWARM fit: “I was questioning why they wanted me. Then I came here and saw a bunch of guys who like to work & not talk & I realized I’m a perfect fit.” 🗣️
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    Houston Stressans
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    Jul 27, 2025
    Christian Kirk (@ckirk) shares how the @HoustonTexans would “help fly me back and forth every weekend” during OTAs so he could visit his pregnant wife. First class organization 💯
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    Mar 20, 2024
    Bless or Stress⁉️
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