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    The Register
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    Jul 1, 2021
    Radioactive hybrid terror pigs have made themselves a home in Fukushima's exclusion zone reg.cx/40kh
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    The Register
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    Sep 18, 2019
    Congrats, you're now a blockrain company.
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    Neeraj K. Agrawal
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    Sep 17, 2019
    My friend’s entire company is locked out of their WeWork office because an umbrella fell, jamming the door. No one can figure it out. It’s been like this for 2 days.
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    Jun 18, 2020
    2020 should not have been pushed to prod.
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    The Register
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    Oct 20, 2022
    Looks like Britain's embracing a Zero Truss architecture
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    The Register
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    Jan 4, 2018
    When Intel says "this isn't a bug" what it really means is "please don't make us recall millions of faulty processors"
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    The Register
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    May 26, 2023
    The Windows XP activation algorithm has been cracked reg.cx/48DA?utm_sourc…
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    Jan 6, 2017
    OK sure, WikiLeaks Stasi Force, we’ll go first. Here’s our address: 123 Go Fuck Yourself Street San Francisco, CA 🇺🇸
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    The Register
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    Oct 29, 2022
    RIP: Kathleen Booth, the inventor of assembly language reg.cx/46ds?utm_sourc…
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    The Register
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    Jan 4, 2018
    Fun fact: Intel has ignored every request for comment and clarification we made this week. AMD + Arm responded with info. Arm doubly so.
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    The Register
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    Mar 29, 2018
    It's been said before, and we'll say it again. If SpaceX can put its Falcon and Falcon Heavy prices on its website, you can damn well put the prices on your god damn enterprise support webpages.
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    The Register
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    Jan 2, 2018
    Intel CPUs have a security bug that's forced Linux, Windows kernel redesigns. The fix was almost named FUCKWIT theregister.co.uk/2018/01/02/int…
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    The Register
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    Apr 11, 2018
    Yesterday, in a tweet, we poked fun at the #PHP programming language. We apologize, and completely understand why so many were upset by the remark. After all, if we had to write PHP code all day, we'd be cranky, too.
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    The Register
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    Jan 3, 2018
    COME BACK SPARC, MIPS – ALL IS FORGIVEN.
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    Jul 17, 2020
    Good on @Cloudflare to encourage social distancing by distancing everyone from the internet

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