valenaxte (@Valennxxte) / X

valenaxte

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valenaxte

@Valennxxte

🧌to put anything here would imply I have a life.

North Carolina, Usa

Joined March 2016

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@Valennxxte
Sep 4, 2023
Do not stand at my grave and weep I am not there. I do not sleep. I am a thousand winds that blow. I am the diamond glints on snow. I am the sunlight on ripened grain. I am the gentle autumn rain. When you awaken in the morning’s hush I am the swift uplifting rush Of quiet birds
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@Valennxxte
Sep 7, 2023
Replying to @OrdinaryGamers
My man’s really took on bite of a hot dog and let it vibe for the rest of time
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@Valennxxte
Apr 22, 2024
Replying to @JoshLekach
“Babe… wear the whole costco chicken barcode shirt tonight. Don’t worry the LEDs will be off 😏”
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@Valennxxte
Jul 20, 2025
Replying to @yassturrets
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@Valennxxte
Aug 2, 2025
Replying to @wyddrryn
Tell me how you’ve never cleaned up after a meal without telling me you’ve never cleaned up after a meal before. The table wipes itself at your house.
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@Valennxxte
Aug 26, 2024
Replying to @VulturesVolume1
Am I part of the last generation where this was required reading in school? 2009-2011?
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@Valennxxte
Oct 8, 2024
Replying to @ChefReactions
I like how she didn’t measure anything properly except the water.
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@Valennxxte
Aug 21, 2024
Replying to @LocalBateman
If a game is first person I usually go with male (cus imma dude) If the game is 3rd person then I usually go with female (cus I like looking at ladies)
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@Valennxxte
Jul 31, 2025
Replying to @imagesaicouldnt
Honestly I would as the DM in this situation express that everyone being shirtless in the sense of rp is cool and great for bits n skits but when it comes to regular gameplay, clothes stay on. Plus the more you put your shirt back on the more you get to rip it off for the bit
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@Valennxxte
Jul 15, 2025
Replying to @MissSassbox
Pizza maker here. You don’t go to the extent of having a at home pizza oven without also going through the process of making your own dough instead of the canned stuff.
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@Valennxxte
Jun 2, 2025
Replying to @InternetH0F
“Ok fine”- a man who in fact had more
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@Valennxxte
Mar 2, 2025
Replying to @masterswcrd
I honestly don't think I have ever seen an unedited version ngl
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@Valennxxte
Dec 4, 2024
Replying to @b0gur
Overwatch moment. Should have been a tank. Wolverine regenerates in lore so I’m interested if he will have a health regen.
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@Valennxxte
Mar 24, 2025
Replying to @OWAnonymous_
Hi there. I just played qp with my 4 year old. I warned the lobby at the beginning that I’m duos with a literal 4 year old and they said cool well look out. And then we proceeded to get curb stomped for 4 minutes as her first qp match. She doesn’t even have any Overwatch 1 heroes
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