I sucked so many dicks that I got lock jaw for like 8 days and didn’t go to the doctors until like 2 weeks later because I thought it would go away and ended up having to get corrective jaw surgery and to this day my mom thinks it because I ate too many Big Macs 😂🥴🥴🥴
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I can only watch straight porn if the man moaning, gay porn if it’s 2 black niggas, or lesbian porn if they white. idk man imma donate my brain for research
Done missed 2 calls from the school I’m thinking something wrong, mf gone ask me “is there a reason you have an epi pen in his backpack” BATCH!!!!!!!! HE ALLERGIC TO PEANUTS HO ITS JUST IN CASE WTF
Basically she met a nigga he lied about how many brothers and sisters he had, he lied about talking on the phone with said family members, he lied about being vice president of a company. She found out he was actually a convicted felon, none of his family fuck with him cause he
My son came home happy asf about a new girl at his school and she live about 6 houses down from us, it’s creepy if i take him to go give her a flower? cause my bd said im doing too much 😂😂