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Men, if you feel like your life doesn’t have enough meaning and purpose, try my 3 step program for deep fulfilment:
1) have a child
2) take the child for a walk
3) on that walk, get a yourself a coffee and a breakfast bagel
Andrew Lynch
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Andrew Lynch
@andrewglynch
The SMB Finance guy. EOS fan. Currently FP&A in a PE biz.
- Me: I want to buy a keyboard Yamaha: yep Me: … and a guitar Yamaha: yeah we got you bro Me: also weird q but do you know where i can find a jet ski? Yamaha: you’re not gonna believe this
- Similarly I set up a family ERP system for our household Now when my wife wants to spend money, she submits a purchase order approval form. If the proposed spend is above the limit of authority I’ve delegated to her, it gets escalated to me for approval
- nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - nothing. You will not be remembered. You have conquered no lands. Forged no new nations. Fought for no noble causes. You existed for a brief moment but soon you, and
- Replying to @AndrewOldingLiterally can’t tell which one is the incel
- Similarly, if you’ve not bought Athletic Greens or a nord VPN subscription by now, you’re probably never gonna buy, so let’s call it a day lads
- Hill I’ll die on: The household income level at which you can and should hire a cleaner is a lot lower than most people think Having a cleaner is a game changer and is not *that* expensive
- Replying to @focusfrontingThe correct reply would have been “this is going to ruin the tour.”
- Replying to @vidsthatgohardGood thing they were all exactly the same height
- This tweet, with 6.3m views, misses a blindly obvious point: it's much easier for Microsoft to introduce AI into Excel than it is for a startup to convince 750m Excel users to switch to their new and unproven toolAI just killed Excel. No more complex formulas and watching 10-hour tutorials. Introducing Rows, the only AI Excel tool you will ever need (It's 100% free) 👇
- May God grant me the lack of emotional intelligence needed to scale a business to a $1.2tn market cap
- Supermarkets are a modern miracle. A triumph of capitalism. It's a brutally difficult business to be in. Huge amounts of inventory that will be worthless unless they can sell it tomorrow. Massive fixed costs to build and maintain stores. Complex supply chains stretchingSainsburys Group makes £35 billion in revenue a year. This is less than 0.5% of that, grow up
- Replying to @RishiSunakLive reaction shot of Rishi hearing his dad’s just signed up to Sky
