American Cryptids: "okay so it's a skeleton that murders people"
European Cryptids: "okay so there's a Jewish guy but he's really old" (not making this up)
American Cryptid: "okay so basically there's an ape that's big and walks like a guy in a gorilla suit"
Japanese Cryptid: "okay so like a snake but fat"
European Cryptid: "there's like tiny people who live in mushrooms and they have tons of gold"
many are bringing up the fae, and to them I say, have you seen any fae activity ever since ENIAC came online? I don't think so. Daemons are now bound to serve machines
Fucking hell, Shinzo Abe was one of the biggest backers of increased security cooperation with the United States and wanted a global alliance of democracies to stand against the totalitarian bloc
This is a dark day for free people's everywhere