On ariana grande’s new album she has a song titled “needy” directly followed by a song saying “I’ma need space” so if that does not perfectly encapsulate my dating energy I’m not sure what does
Dear Hallmark,
Is the loss of some of your viewers more important than the erasure of an entire group of people?
(An open letter)
@hallmarkchannel@billabbottHC
Next time someone asks me what the strangest thing @natvanlis and I have signed is, I can say “a marriage certificate from that time we were sitting in a park and a couple of strangers asked us to witness their wedding.” Sometimes it’s nice to be reminded there is love in the 🌎
Most of my exes have found their significant other almost immediately after dating me. I am like the layover on the way to monogamy, the brief Icelandic stopover on the way home from your wild vacation. I am the Reykjavik of relationships.
