just found out dolphins routinely beat the shit out of sharks on sight for pretty much no reason lolol
Becca O'Neal 🍒
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Becca O'Neal 🍒
@becca_oneal
comedian. writer. sustainable sewing. she/her 💞 becca.v.oneal@gmail
- the mcdonald's employee who snitched... did you get a raise? paid time off? HEALTH INSURANCE? good luck getting the reward money from the nypd
- i hate america until british ppl start roasting us online 😭😭 then it's my country tis of thee 😭😭😭
- hulu does not care. ive been gone for six (6) hours. they're on season 2 of a show i've never heard of....
- when i see a bunch of green circles on ig stories, i feel like this man right here
- men are getting their black swanFirst teaser for ‘HIM’, a horror movie produced by Jordan Peele & directed by Justin Tipping The film follows a college quarterback who is taken into a sinister world by his idol to see what he’s willing to sacrifice for fame In theaters on September 19
- elmo speaks in third person because he's comfortable being the villain
- a lot of dystopian movie plots are just what would happen if white people were suddenly oppressed the way everyone else is
- pandas have huge teeth, bite force of a lion, gigantic sharp claws, and the strength of any other bear. yet they choose to be silly. the power in that.
- two different women have tried to cut the line at the postal place by saying they were “just dropping off packages” like the rest of us were there for the love of the line
apparently a woman changed her bumble setting to conservative and got legit confessions about Jan 6th and sent them to the FBI. a slay, truly.- we gotta get them a strawHow giraffes drink.
