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Har pbar har... "Local idiot" .... Name checks out! Ha! [burps] ...I got your ass ......
Local Moron
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Local Moron
@captainpisslord
Occasional ramblings of the slightly unwell. I retweet a lot, sorry
- This crazy ass motherfucker is towing a goddamn combine now
Shoutout the guy in the overloaded facebook group who posts himself and his ram 1500 loading some new terrifying hilarious load almost every single day - Shoutout my grandparents neighbor who is swapping engines in a 25 year old cavalier in his driveway. I guess no one told him it's not 2010 anymore
- I wasn't kidding lmao
8 year old me watching in horror as 17 year old me asks for vice grips for christmas - Shoutout this guy on Facebook who went 250,000 miles in his tundra before he thought to check the state of the (original) timing belt
- Shoutout the guy in the overloaded facebook group who posts himself and his ram 1500 loading some new terrifying hilarious load almost every single day
- Learning you could still get a brand new chevy express van with sealed beam headlights until 2018
