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NoelCaslerComedy

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NoelCaslerComedy

@caslernoel

NYC Based Stand-Up Comedian•Noel Casler Podcast•Car Rants• 'Noel's Notes' on Substack.com/@noelcasler

New York City

Joined December 2018

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NoelCaslerComedy
@caslernoel
Jun 15
The last time I was at the White House I made a beeline for FLOTUS portrait.
NoelCaslerComedy
@caslernoel
Jun 15
The thing that you quickly learn if you’re lucky enough to be in a room with Michelle & Barack Obama is that she is every bit as intellectually formidable, gracefully eloquent & charismatically empathetic while being pragmatically self-assured in her vision & command of issues.
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NoelCaslerComedy
@caslernoel
Mar 29, 2023
A 9 year-old girl lost her life trying to pull the fire alarm to warn other students in a mass shooting. Yet, a congressmen from her state the very next day said ‘there’s nothing you can do’ and basically said that’s why he home schools his kids. The 9 year old had more bravery.
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NoelCaslerComedy
@caslernoel
Sep 22, 2025
If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do.
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NoelCaslerComedy
@caslernoel
Jul 8, 2020
Trump didn’t seem to care about kids not being in school when they were at Jeffrey Epstein’s house. @realDonaldTrump
NoelCaslerComedy
@caslernoel
Jan 15, 2021
I’m starting to think he’s not gonna show us his tax returns.
NoelCaslerComedy
@caslernoel
Jan 13, 2021
Who would thought the guy with 6 bankruptcies, almost 3 divorces, 4000 lawsuits and 26 sexual assault accusations would get impeached twice as POTUS?
NoelCaslerComedy
@caslernoel
Apr 4, 2020
Sue me Trump. I’m the one who worked on the Apprentice and told everyone you snort Adderall all day. You won’t sue me though because you know it’s true. Remember what your buddy Chuck Z brought to the after parties? I do.@realDonaldTrump
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Apr 4, 2020
Replying to @atrupar
"Somebody oughta sue his ass off" -- Trump on the whistleblower (reminder: the whistleblower's account of Trump's dealings with Ukraine was accurate)
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NoelCaslerComedy
@caslernoel
Jun 4, 2022
When folks talk about American spirit they would do well to look towards the mom in Uvalde, TX who left her job, drove 40 mins, was put in cuffs, got out, hopped a fence, knew exactly what classroom her kids were in, measured the distance of gunshots to safely rescue them…
NoelCaslerComedy
@caslernoel
May 20, 2022
Elon sure went from ‘I’m gonna buy twitter to protect free speech’ to ‘I’m gonna sue anybody who talks sh*t about me’ pretty quickly. @elonmusk
NoelCaslerComedy
@caslernoel
Jan 23, 2021
Tiffany Trump just got engaged to a billionaire’s scion who gave her a 1.2 million engagement ring, yet we are paying for her Secret Service protection for the next 6 months.
NoelCaslerComedy
@caslernoel
Sep 27, 2020
WH Press Corp: today is your day to ask about Trump’s drug use. He gave you an opening with his tweet. I was an eye witness to him snorting Adderall. I will testify to this under oath in any courtroom or congressional hearing. Trump is an addict. @realDonaldTrump
NoelCaslerComedy
@caslernoel
Sep 6, 2020
If you stop by my TL to defend Ivanka Trump I will block you. I worked on ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ for 6 seasons and was Vanky’s handler. I have witnessed her behavior with her dad since working ‘Miss Teen USA’ in the ‘90’s. She is more dangerous than her father. @IvankaTrump
NoelCaslerComedy
@caslernoel
Aug 20, 2020
Steve Bannon could bury Trump, Kusher, Don Jr. Ivanka, the whole cabal. I hope he flips like a pancake on a griddle. @realDonaldTrump
NoelCaslerComedy
@caslernoel
Mar 24, 2022
If you think the Thomas’ story is bad wait until we find out who paid-off Brett Kavanaugh’s gambling debts.