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Danny Mcloughlin
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Danny Mcloughlin
@dannymccomedy
Stand up comic, co host at @getontothispod and @delagoal
Chester U.K
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Joined April 2009
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    Danny Mcloughlin
    @dannymccomedy
    Jun 5, 2019
    Gonna make you mine better get in line 3,5,7,9
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    Hayley Ellis
    @Hayles_Ellis
    Jun 5, 2019
    Worst tribute group
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    Danny Mcloughlin
    @dannymccomedy
    Aug 3, 2025
    Just gotta hope the land only wants the United project and forces a move
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    UtdDistrict
    @UtdDistrict
    Aug 3, 2025
    šŸ”“šŸ“° | For their new stadium, #mufc need to own a critical site beside the ground currently belonging to freight company Freightliner. United value the land at around Ā£40-50m, but Freightliner instead have an asking price closer to Ā£400m. [@MattHughesMedia]
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    Danny Mcloughlin
    @dannymccomedy
    Nov 25, 2022
    Hennessy will be fuhrerious with himself
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    Danny Mcloughlin
    @dannymccomedy
    Jul 7, 2020
    And the first page of the book just says shoulda took the money mate
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    Danny Mcloughlin
    @dannymccomedy
    Jan 4, 2023
    If arsenal win the league im calling them Red Leicester
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    Danny Mcloughlin
    @dannymccomedy
    Jan 27, 2022
    GET TO THE ACROPPERLIS
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    Arnold Schwarzenegger
    @Schwarzenegger
    Jan 27, 2022
    Coming February 2022.
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    Danny Mcloughlin
    @dannymccomedy
    Jun 16, 2020
    Samir Nazi
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    Danny Mcloughlin
    @dannymccomedy
    Aug 4, 2024
    Alexa. Show me what Slazenger would look like as a person
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    Danny Mcloughlin
    @dannymccomedy
    Apr 19, 2022
    Me at 14 watchin channel 5 softcore porn
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    Ste Howson
    @MrStephenHowson
    Apr 19, 2022
    SOMEONE SMASH SOMEONE
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    Danny Mcloughlin
    @dannymccomedy
    May 12, 2019
    Liverpool fans saying united can’t laugh at them coz we’re shit defo didn’t laugh at the agueroooo goal when they were sat in 8th behind Newcastle and Everton did they
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    Danny Mcloughlin
    @dannymccomedy
    Dec 24, 2015
    Just looked in my sock drawer and some of them know their time is up. They'll be younger hungrier socks to take their place tomorrow
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    Danny Mcloughlin
    @dannymccomedy
    Nov 9, 2021
    Old people with trolleys round B&M
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    No Context Keane
    @NoContextKeaneo
    Nov 7, 2021
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    Jez Fathers
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    Jez Fathers
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    Danny Mcloughlin
    @dannymccomedy
    Dec 20, 2021
    Replying to @DeLaGoal
    Le tissier. Ian wright is whatever the opposite is
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    Danny Mcloughlin
    @dannymccomedy
    Feb 24, 2021
    There’s a doll on my local buy and sell that looks like Alan Brazil and it’s horrifying
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