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Dillon Mulroy
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@dillon_mulroy
principal engineer @cloudflare • tweets about functional programming, typescript, neovim, & formula 1 • github.com/dmmulroy • twitch.tv/dillon
Raleigh, NC
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    Dillon Mulroy
    Cloudflare
    @dillon_mulroy
    Jan 9
    introducing better-result, my opinionated take on the rust result type for typescript after having written about 100 times npm i better-result *disclaimer*: if you can use effect-ts, you should use effect-ts
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    Dillon Mulroy
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    Jan 6, 2024
    this is what peak software engineering looks like, i dont make the rules
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    Dillon Mulroy
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    @dillon_mulroy
    May 7, 2025
    just failed an interview for a typescript dev position b/c i don't know what something called useState is :(
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    Dillon Mulroy
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    @dillon_mulroy
    Jun 19, 2025
    if you ever have imposter syndrome just remember that somebody shipped this
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    Dillon Mulroy
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    @dillon_mulroy
    Aug 18, 2025
    what have i become
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    arshia
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    Dec 3, 2020
    senior engineers love to drop in meetings and say shit like “why isn’t this idempotent”
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    Dillon Mulroy
    Cloudflare
    @dillon_mulroy
    Jun 4, 2024
    accidentally rolled my own auth again
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    Dillon Mulroy
    Cloudflare
    @dillon_mulroy
    Jan 11, 2025
    Replying to @swe_zach
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    Dillon Mulroy
    Cloudflare
    @dillon_mulroy
    Dec 14, 2024
    i have joined the 1 monitor club before and after
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    Dillon Mulroy
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    @dillon_mulroy
    Jul 26, 2024
    The book that cost the world more than null
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    Dillon Mulroy
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    @dillon_mulroy
    Sep 24, 2025
    dead to rights
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    Dillon Mulroy
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    @dillon_mulroy
    Aug 26, 2025
    as an experienced engineer, the worst part of AI right now is the illusion of productivity and constantly battling the sunk-cost fallacy
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    Dillon Mulroy
    Cloudflare
    @dillon_mulroy
    Jul 18, 2024
    legend
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    Dillon Mulroy
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    @dillon_mulroy
    Jun 19, 2025
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    user didn’t specify a page? give them the second one
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    Dillon Mulroy
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    @dillon_mulroy
    Dec 12, 2024
    hey. don’t do this this or be like this guy 1. don’t be an asshole, just a good goal in life 2. don’t ruin future opportunities. it might be edgy and funny on twitter, but it if i found this for a candidate i was interviewing for my team (and i would), it’d be an immediate
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    IroncladDev
    @IroncladDev
    Dec 12, 2024
    Submitted my first issue to @gleamlang
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