There's always bulked dudes at the gym & then you see their jump shot & it's like 'oh they sucked at sports their entire life no wonder they decided to get jacked'
Seeing a man shoot a basketball will tell you everything you need to know about him
Mezz
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Mezz
@for_yield
Finance, real estate, random musings, and various delights. Debt guy by trade. It's subjective and not advice.
Valhalla
Joined July 2011
- Just had a flight attendant tell me I could not put in a zyn on the plane ? The west has fallen
- Bill Walton: I stood there, at the University of Arizona lawn, coeds laughing, the sun shining, the mountains.. I couldn't help but think this is a place to experiment. To explore. To see what life can offer Dave Pasch: Wildcats up 3 coming out of the Sean Miller timeout
- Gym times by personnel group 5am: Psychopaths 6/7am: Normal people 8am: People who are late to work 9/10am: You don't have a job, SAHMs 11am: Bottle girls, bartenders, nurses 1pm: Weird post-lunch workout guy 3pm: You work in tech sales 5/6pm: Normal people with no kids
- The plan -1 beer because I'm not going out -a 2nd beer because the 1st was good -a 3rd beer at a bar now with the boys bc 2nd was awesome -bag -next bar -talk to zero women -grab two 24 packs of modelo in the uber -watch YouTube videos about US nuclear subs in my boys kitchen
- Me to the Home Depot employee when they say drill bits are Aisle 16, bottom left, end of row
- Cart Girl: How you guys hitting it today? "Anywhere but straight" Cart Girl:
- Replying to @RascalFlaaaatsjesus christ that's Jason Bourne, absolute precision
- The dude at the Afters with a bagYou’re unable to view this Post because this account owner limits who can view their Posts. Learn more
- Sir, run club has hit Tier 2 cities like Charlotte, Nashville, Phoenix and Tampa
- Of course that's your contention. You have a spot with 3 of your boys in the Village which you'll leave in 18 months. You've probably lapped McSorleys 10x in the last 2 months, dark is too heavy right? You never even went to B Bar and all your matches on Hinge were born after
- I would legitimately love to spend a couple days asking people voting for Zohran how they specifically think a government owned grocery store can not pay rentZohran Mamdani: As mayor, I will lower prices by making stores owned by the government
00:00 - Replying to @for_yieldAllowed: Drinking alcohol on Xanax Not allowed: A nicotine pouch
