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here's to barking at you, pup
- look babe im sorry, if your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, im gonna have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex :/
- imagine seeing someone gliding through the air like an angel and being like that's lame why aren't you running around in a circleMiddle aged women will do anything other than cardio, weight training and count caloriesReaders added contextBungee workouts are literally cardio health.com/fitness/bungee…
- saw a post on the timeline calling "woke" people "sheep" (🐑). don't know what the post was actually about. but it had a lot of sheep (🐑) emojis. and all the sheep (🐑) emojis made me smile a lot. 🐑🐑🩷 yay :) haha yes yay :) 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑
- people seem confused by this one and what it means explanation: many people think bisexuals fit neatly into an evenly split circle, where either half represents attraction to one of two genders. this is wrong. in reality, bisexuals fit into the square hole.This Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more
- day 45 trapped in the CIA torture facility >_< the agents still havent found a torture method that doesnt make me moan just a little... (III╥_╥) today the director lady told me "i hate you. i fucking hate you." and when i let out a soft littke moan at that too, she screamed
- i think we should lock the person who made this in a chest and throw them in the ocean like dioThis Post is from a suspended account. Learn more
- it's the opposite and im tired of pretending it's not. fantasy is swords, famine, romance, seduction, intrigue, beasts and killers scifi is goop, slime, plasma. spaceships where everything is white and weirdly round.there's a core difference
- 16 yo me: haha hey guys look, i made me but like as a girl in fallout 4 lol friend: oh cool, did you like, call her [deadname] or what did- me: her name's emily. friend: ... me: ... friend: why emi- me: anyway moving on let me show you a settlement I built or something haha
- PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP hey. so uh. i actually don't feel comfortable saying the thing if that's okay... PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP it just feels kinda tone deaf right now, y'know?
- conservative housefly, whose lifespan is like 15 days: things were better 22 minutes ago. before wokeness.
- GLOP SLURP GLORP GLOP SLURP GLOP GLORP GLORP GLORP anyway, i GLORP GUH GULP GLOP GLORP GLORP GLORP GLORP *gasp* am really glad you liked my Spotify playlist!! ^-^ GUH SLURP GULP GLORP GLOP GLORP GLOP GUH *gasp* it's cool meeting someone with similar music taste :) GLUP GU
- no i don't "have a type". curly haired people just have mind control powers. why else do you think they have so many swirls in their hair, duh
