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Groby
@groby5000000
Forsaken warrior..... Spreading love and kindness and truth and love ......
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    Groby
    @groby5000000
    May 21, 2025
    *Almost choking to death on the biggest piece of gum youve ever seen* Appllghphhhh. Plllllohppphpb phohlhllmm mmlgpllgllplpppp
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    Groby
    @groby5000000
    Mar 27, 2025
    What happens if you just keep microwaving nothing
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    Groby
    @groby5000000
    Oct 4, 2025
    im glad twitter refreshes twice when you open it so i can see a flash of a cool suggested piece of art from someone i would want to follow before its ripped away from me forever
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    Groby
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    May 30, 2025
    Super excited to try Drink, i hope Flavor tastes good
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    Groby
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    Sep 7, 2025
    do you mind if i wear my black t shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment
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    Groby
    @groby5000000
    Feb 14, 2024
    this is who i am and you hate me for it
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    Groby
    @groby5000000
    Aug 8, 2025
    Leg sweeping my son when he asks for uppies. Its a tough world bozo
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    Groby
    @groby5000000
    Jul 7, 2025
    You can just make up Idioms and Similes on the spot. Thats why a turtles shell is on the outside
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    Groby
    @groby5000000
    Feb 13, 2025
    Kill yourself if you feel like it
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    Groby
    @groby5000000
    Mar 28, 2025
    Replying to @Zander_405
    Thanks i thought it was a good tweet too
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    Groby
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    Jul 10, 2025
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    Groby
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    May 11, 2025
    What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you
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    Groby
    @groby5000000
    Sep 30, 2024
    i go to the gym 6 days a week eat 220g of protein a day and run 4 times a week so i can play toys harder
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    Groby
    @groby5000000
    May 7, 2025
    IP Address? At the toilet like everyone else
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