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Haus of Decline
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    Haus of Decline
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    Oct 11, 2022
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    An orb of pink light shines out from a cavity in the centre of an indistinct piece of flesh. On either side of the piece of flesh are ribbons of sinew, impossibly knotted. At the bottom of the frame, the text reads "Together." The letters are rendered similarly to the ropey muscle strands of the image.
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    Aug 8, 2024
    Got misgendered at the pharmacy and I couldn't even get mad because "Here's your estrogen, sir" is one of the funniest things that someone has ever said to me
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    Nov 8, 2024
    Reposting this for no particular reason.
    Steven Universe vs. Hitler. Steven appeals to Hitler "what if you could change your mind, Hitler?" Hitler stares at Steven with angry intent. Garnet puts her hand on Steven's shoulder and says "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy Steven." Steven says "Damn."
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    Haus of Decline
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    Sep 11, 2024
    A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, distraught says "OH NO! That means..." We seek Jack Skellington from Night Before Christmas approaching a door that looks like the twin towers. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of a bunch of nervous looking passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane he's on about to go into the first tower. He says "what's this?"
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    Haus of Decline
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    Sep 24, 2024
    I love getting orders from Wales. Some people's addresses are literally like "The Enchanted Cottage, Gwylgyth, Vale of Whimsy"
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    Haus of Decline
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    May 4, 2024
    rooting for Kendrick. I think he can humiliate Drake to the point where Toronto real estate has a massive drop off in property value and rent stabilizes
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    Haus of Decline
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    Dec 17, 2024
    Transitioned because I didn't wanna look like JD Vance no more
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    Dec 6, 2024
    Automated by @cimgn
    USE THIS AS AN EXCUSE TO POST HOW YOU LOOKED IN 2020 VS 2024. LET'S GAURRR!! -rl
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    Haus of Decline
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    Nov 27, 2024
    Nothing better than when a dog sits a little weird
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    Apr 13, 2024
    A nurse says "we're going to draw some blood" to a man attached to a blood bag. A realistic human hand comes from outside the frame and draws red into the blood bag. The nurse says "see? that wasn't so bad." The patient asks "was that... was that God?"
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    Aug 20, 2024
    A man says "fuck it. I wanna be serialized. I'm tired of living comic  to comic. I want to experience more. I don't want my eternally reviving body to be used for momentary vignettes. I want to be somebody!" Another man says "Oh Gary, I don't think it works like that. We are doomed to nothingness after the next panel." Gary shakes his fists and shouts to the heavens "NO! I refuse! My name is Gary! I deserve more life!"
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    Haus of Decline
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    Mar 5, 2025
    JD Vance morphs becoming so abstract that eventually he will be just be depicted as a circle and somehow this will be the most devastating one
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    Haus of Decline
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    Mar 8, 2024
    Did this comic a while ago
    Two english-speaking mean travel through a Jordanian market. One says "I'm glad we took this trip to Jordan, but how do you expect to get along without knowing arabic?" The other replies "don't worry, I know the universal language." The man shows his Goku shirt to a Jordanian store owner. The store owner points to it and says "AAA...Goku!" The man replies back excitedly "GOKU!"
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    Haus of Decline
    @hausofdecline
    Nov 6, 2024
    You're not gonna die. Because tomorrow you will be alive. And you will make a pledge to get stronger every day. And you will keep that pledge. You will bleed through honor and discipline. And you will become so strong that they may never threaten you. You are going to do this.
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    May 2, 2022
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