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Irvine Welsh
@IrvineWelsh
Typist. Woke cunt. Failed macrodoser. instagram: irvine.Welsh mastodon: @[email protected] blueskies: @irvinewelsh.bsky.social
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    Irvine Welsh
    @IrvineWelsh
    May 7, 2015
    When you're not doing so well, vote for a better life for yourself. If you are doing quite nicely, vote for a better life for others.
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    Irvine Welsh
    @IrvineWelsh
    Dec 11, 2019
    If you’re thinking of voting for this cunt, I seriously hope you have a ton of money. Cause if not you’re a fucking idiot.
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    Mirror Breaking News
    The Mirror
    @MirrorBreaking_
    Dec 11, 2019
    BREAKING Boris Johnson hides in fridge instead of answering Good Morning Britain questions mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…
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    Irvine Welsh
    @IrvineWelsh
    Jul 16, 2022
    This is brilliant.
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    Saul Staniforth
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    Saul Staniforth
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    Irvine Welsh
    @IrvineWelsh
    Apr 8, 2023
    She was a fucking malignant cunt as are you. Well done.
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    Priti Patel MP
    @pritipatel
    Apr 8, 2023
    Margaret Thatcher (1925-2013) passed away on this day ten years ago. The Iron Lady was a remarkable women. A patriot, a warrior for freedom and liberty, a truly great leader of courage and conviction.
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    Irvine Welsh
    @IrvineWelsh
    Sep 3, 2020
    Choose death
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    Irvine Welsh
    @IrvineWelsh
    Feb 15, 2020
    Fuck off you two faced twat
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    Irvine Welsh
    @IrvineWelsh
    Oct 4, 2023
    Trainspotting parodies usually bore the shit out of me, but I quite like this one.
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    Irvine Welsh
    @IrvineWelsh
    Apr 10, 2020
    Get fucked. 980 people died in this country today you fucking maggot. Breathe that shit.
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    Rt Hon Nadine Dorries
    @NadineDorries
    Apr 9, 2020
    The boss is in a better place. Such a relief. The country can breathe again #COVID #NHS
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    Irvine Welsh
    @IrvineWelsh
    Mar 22, 2020
    Decided to ditch public transport and walked 7 miles to hand deliver a Mother’s Day card. I couldn’t go in but we spoke at distance, her from her front door. She looked at my red trainers and said “you walked seven miles in these? Just as well the streets are empty.”
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    Irvine Welsh
    @IrvineWelsh
    Jun 22, 2022
    Not so much person of the year, but of the last three decades. Who knew that the Tories and British establishments biggest nightmare would not be a pompous vacillating bourgeois quisling of ‘the left’ but a cool, articulate working class guy? Bring us more Mick’s.
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    Irvine Welsh
    @IrvineWelsh
    Dec 25, 2022
    Nonce
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    Irvine Welsh
    @IrvineWelsh
    Apr 4, 2022
    Get fucked you cunts.
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    Scottish Conservatives
    @ScotTories
    Apr 4, 2022
    Choose life without the SNP. Vote Scottish Conservative on May 5.
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    Irvine Welsh
    @IrvineWelsh
    Apr 4, 2020
    You badly need to get a bird, mate.
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    Irvine Welsh
    @IrvineWelsh
    Jan 30, 2021
    Islands in the stream, that is what we are...
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