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Jesse Singal
@jessesingal
Cohost @TheBARPod, the first-ever podcast, author of 1.5 books and a newsletter. Email, don't DM. blockedandreported.org [email protected]
rerouting the encryptions
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    Jesse Singal
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    Nov 4, 2017
    Me leading my followers through the murky, dangerous swamplands of Twitter and sustaining and nurturing them with my tweets
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    Jesse Singal
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    Apr 25, 2022
    If Canada buys Elon Musk I am moving to Twitter
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    Jesse Singal
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    Jan 24, 2017
    2009: Maybe we'll pull off universal healthcare 2017: I hope the National Park Service employee who tweeted an objective fact is okay
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    Jesse Singal
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    Apr 23, 2025
    Who the fuck is running this account and who the fuck are these posts for?
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    The White House
    @WhiteHouse
    Apr 23, 2025
    Not hard to follow: Cross illegally. Join a gang. Get deported. End of story.
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    Jesse Singal
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    Mar 28, 2025
    The probability that this is true is extremely slim.
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    George
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    Mar 27, 2025
    DOGE just revealed that the government spent $1 billion on a survey asking if people liked National Parks. MY BLOOD IS BOILING RIGHT NOW!
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    Jesse Singal
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    Aug 10, 2018
    Let's get this out of the way: -They'll name Idris Elba the new 007 -500 losers on a planet of 7 billion will be like waaaahh Bond can't be black -This will generate 1000 articles -The movie will make money and people will enjoy it WE CAN JUST SKIP THE MIDDLE PART PEOPLE
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    Jesse Singal
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    Apr 14, 2025
    I think we're in the grip of actual evil right now
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    Jesse Singal
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    Jul 12, 2025
    it's rare you see a good pronoun joke but this is pretty solid
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    Justin Wolfers
    @JustinWolfers
    Jul 12, 2025
    "Trump has a pronoun problem. He keeps saying he's imposing tariffs on they/them. But he's actually imposing them on us."
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    Jesse Singal
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    Mar 24, 2025
    If this happened under Obama in 2011 how many years of House investigations are we looking at? How many hours of coverage on Fox News?
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    Jesse Singal
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    Apr 20, 2025
    democrats were in power and rittenhouse was acquitted
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    Carl Allen
    @RealCarlAllen
    Apr 20, 2025
    Replying to @temporarytexan9 and @jessesingal
    If Democrats are in power they will ship Rittenhouse to a foreign prison
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    Jesse Singal
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    Feb 2, 2025
    What are we fighting over. What are the specific things Canada and Mexico are being asked to do?
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    End Wokeness
    @EndWokeness
    Feb 2, 2025
    77% of Canada's exports go to the U.S. and 84% of Mexico's exports go to the U.S. They won't win this battle
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    Jesse Singal
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    Feb 2, 2025
    Yeah if I had to guess, the family scrubed her social media because they know a huge number of absolute bottom-feeding scumsucking losers -- just the absolute worst people in the world -- would immediately launch a DURRR DEI 'investigation' of the dead pilot. Not 100% sure tho.
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    Joel Gilbert
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    Feb 2, 2025
    The female Black Hawk helicopter pilot, Captain Rebecca Lobach, was not named until today. Was it so they could scrub her social media? Her Facebook page has been wiped. However, her Google+ image is below. If it turns out Lobach was a lesbian DEI pilot, I won't be surprised.
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    Jesse Singal
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    Apr 6, 2025
    I assure you it is not
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    Jesse Singal
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    Apr 16, 2025
    Joining the Trump bandwagon means you either need to be dumb or pretend to be dumb. JD Vance might have mortgaged his morality and his legacy, but he's not dumb. He doesn't actually think anyone's proposing 20 million trials. Rather, he knows he has very, very dumb supporters.
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    JD Vance
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    Apr 16, 2025
    Replying to @ZaidJilani
    Again, you're not even addressing the issue. Biden overwhelmed the system with illegal migration. Is your proposed solution to give a jury trial to all 20 million illegal aliens (more if you count those already here)? And of course, our very robust jury trial system produces
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