jilly
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- my roommate last year dropped out of college and now she’s dating an nba player. like this tweet if u think I should also try this.
- GUYS my roommate just told me she just broke up w her boyfriend and then he FAINTED and HIT HIS HEAD so he doesn’t remember HAHAHAHAH
- this that guy from Bugs LifeEVERYONE NEEDS TO LOOK AT THIS CHUBBY CATERPILLAR!!!!
- i just wanna be in love again so i can say and do weird shit and still get laid 5 mins later
- i graduate in 4 months do you guys think it’s too late to change my major
- I wore men’s deodorant today and every time I get a whiff I get turned on but I have to remind myself it’s just my armpit
- Last night I asked every guy at the bar with a mullet why he had a mullet.
