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Michelle Wolf
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    Michelle Wolf
    @michelleisawolf
    Nov 21, 2018
    I bet you'd be on my side if I had killed a journalist. #BeBest
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    Donald J. Trump
    @realDonaldTrump
    Nov 21, 2018
    So-called comedian Michelle Wolf bombed so badly last year at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner that this year, for the first time in decades, they will have an author instead of a comedian. Good first step in comeback of a dying evening and tradition! Maybe I will go?
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    Michelle Wolf
    @michelleisawolf
    Apr 29, 2018
    Why are you guys making this about Sarah’s looks? I said she burns facts and uses the ash to create a *perfect* smoky eye. I complimented her eye makeup and her ingenuity of materials.
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    Michelle Wolf
    @michelleisawolf
    Apr 29, 2018
    Thank you!
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    Sean Spicer
    @seanspicer
    Apr 29, 2018
    Tonight’s #WHCD was a disgrace
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    Michelle Wolf
    @michelleisawolf
    Jun 26, 2018
    Even weaker: sending her in your place.
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    The Hill
    @thehill
    Jun 26, 2018
    Trump sees Sarah Sanders as weak because she didn't walk out during Michelle Wolf comedy set: report hill.cm/UntxBhW
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    Michelle Wolf
    @michelleisawolf
    Jun 2, 2017
    Congressman: god will take care of climate change. God: bitch I sent you scientists.
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    Michelle Wolf
    @michelleisawolf
    Apr 6, 2019
    I hope it's not because he has windmill cancer.
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    The Hollywood Reporter
    @THR
    Apr 5, 2019
    Trump skipping White House Correspondents' Dinner for third straight year thr.cm/7tAJVU #WHCD
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    Michelle Wolf
    @michelleisawolf
    Apr 29, 2018
    Hey mags! All these jokes were about her despicable behavior. Sounds like you have some thoughts about her looks though? 😘
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    Maggie Haberman
    @maggieNYT
    Apr 29, 2018
    That @PressSec sat and absorbed intense criticism of her physical appearance, her job performance, and so forth, instead of walking out, on national television, was impressive.
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    Michelle Wolf
    @michelleisawolf
    Jul 15, 2018
    Actually @POTUS disrespected PM May and @CNN and the Queen and the UK. Also, loving the new summer eye shadow. What is it lie-lac?
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    Kayleigh McEnany 45 Archived
    @PressSec45
    Jul 14, 2018
    Actually a @CNN reporter disrespected @POTUS & PM May during their press conf. Instead of rewarding bad behavior, we decided to reprioritize the TV appearances for administration officials.
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    Michelle Wolf
    @michelleisawolf
    Jun 23, 2018
    No shirt, no morals, no service. 🐔
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    Kayleigh McEnany 45 Archived
    @PressSec45
    Jun 23, 2018
    Last night I was told by the owner of Red Hen in Lexington, VA to leave because I work for @POTUS and I politely left. Her actions say far more about her than about me. I always do my best to treat people, including those I disagree with, respectfully and will continue to do so
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    Michelle Wolf
    @michelleisawolf
    Feb 28, 2019
    Maybe you shouldn't have such bitch ass ears
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    Michelle Wolf
    @michelleisawolf
    Nov 19, 2018
    The @whca are cowards. The media is complicit. And I couldn't be prouder.
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    WHCA
    @whca
    Nov 19, 2018
    WHCA Announces Acclaimed Author Ron Chernow as Featured Speaker for 2019 Annual Dinner. For more, whca.press/2018/11/19/whc…
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    Michelle Wolf
    @michelleisawolf
    Jun 20, 2018
    Ivanka’s tips for a hot summer bod: spew as much shit as possible.
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    Ivanka Trump
    @IvankaTrump
    Jun 20, 2018
    Thank you @POTUS for taking critical action ending family separation at our border. Congress must now act + find a lasting solution that is consistent with our shared values;the same values that so many come here seeking as they endeavor to create a better life for their families
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    Michelle Wolf
    @michelleisawolf
    Sep 6, 2018
    I wouldn't even trust Brett Kavanaugh to decide on apps for the table.
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    Michelle Wolf
    @michelleisawolf
    Sep 27, 2018
    Wow Kavanaugh, why so emotional? You on your period or something?