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Mike Coutermarsh
PlanetScale
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    Mike Coutermarsh
    PlanetScale
    @mscccc
    Aug 26, 2021
    Job interview: “algorithms” Reality: “Turn a 127 message deep slack thread between 5 engineers into a decision”
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    Mike Coutermarsh
    PlanetScale
    @mscccc
    Nov 1, 2018
    THEY DID IT. @salesforce tower is Eye of Sauron for Halloween 🎃.
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    Mike Coutermarsh
    PlanetScale
    @mscccc
    Nov 17, 2024
    This is the best take so far on the Netflix buffering drama.
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    Mike Coutermarsh
    PlanetScale
    @mscccc
    Mar 31, 2024
    MSFT stock grants New hire: can’t code. has 30k twitter followers. $800k over 4 years. Current eng: finds 500ms backdoor, saves world. $67k retention grant, vests over 5 years.
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    Mike Coutermarsh
    PlanetScale
    @mscccc
    Jun 5, 2017
    Why won't this CSS change?! Restart server >Nope rm -rf everything >Nope rebuild dev env >Nope Oh wait, I was looking at production
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    Mike Coutermarsh
    PlanetScale
    @mscccc
    Jul 11, 2023
    Duplicated string in some code. New developer: "Approved." Mid-experienced developer: "This violates DRY and should be extracted to a constant." Experienced developer: "Approved."
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    Mike Coutermarsh
    PlanetScale
    @mscccc
    Jul 6, 2019
    Asked the front desk guy if people have a hard time quitting this gym once they join.
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    Mike Coutermarsh
    PlanetScale
    @mscccc
    Aug 20, 2024
    The interview: leetcode and big-O The job: turning a 145 reply slack thread into a decision
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    Mike Coutermarsh
    PlanetScale
    @mscccc
    Dec 5, 2017
    San Francisco lol. Just saw these 2 cruise cars (self driving) stopped/confused at an intersection. Person behind is honking + screaming “learn to drive!!”
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    Mike Coutermarsh
    PlanetScale
    @mscccc
    Feb 17, 2024
    I have 14 months of experience. 9 months at FAANG. When applying to startups, would I be a principal SWE or director of engineering?
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    Mike Coutermarsh
    PlanetScale
    @mscccc
    Oct 31, 2016
    Clicks "contact us" button Oh no. It's a mailto: Apple Mail is opening "Syncing 14,321 emails" No, no, no, no, nooooo
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    Mike Coutermarsh
    PlanetScale
    @mscccc
    Nov 23, 2023
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    Mike Coutermarsh
    PlanetScale
    @mscccc
    Dec 28, 2024
    He’s a 10 but he always uses a uuid for his database primary key
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    Mike Coutermarsh
    PlanetScale
    @mscccc
    Jul 31, 2025
    According to twitter: - Rails is dead, fat and slow - Next js is the future, fast and efficient According to my laptop dev env: - rails api - 255mb ram - next js frontend - 2.6gb ram
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