President Biden, My name is Angelo. I am 26 years old. I visit the Europe. The co-working places are closed 3 pm on a Friday. This region yearns for freedom. Please send Lockheed F-35 Lightning II Multirole Fighter Aircraft.
Angelo 🇵🇷
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Angelo 🇵🇷
@ngeloxyz
- It is no longer called “Long Distance Relationship” it is now called “Dating From Home”
- “Hosting a founder’s dinner in MIAMI and I have ONE more-“ You bolt awake in the sprawling campuses of Redmond. You are not online. It is 1994 AD. You are Microsoft CEO Bill Gates, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Netscape must burn.
- I am secretly plotting for your upfall, I am conspiring for your success, I talk about how under-appreciated your work is within private group chats
- I regret to inform everyone that this is not real. This was a screencap taken from Xingwen Lianbo during a press junket on tree planting on the far outskirts of Beijing aired Nov 5th
- There are no 10s in San Francisco, only zeros and ones.
- If Railway ever messes up, please, please, publicly shit on Railway. We recently fixed numerous issues that were hidden to us because users felt bad about raising them. Don’t feel bad, and if need be, lose tact. Let us know how we fuck up and how we can help.
- As an adult, being in the AWS console for long periods of time is a form of depression. If you don't believe me, ask yourself this. Think about the 100 greatest moments of your life. Do any of those moments include AWS? Probably not. And this comes from a lifetime SRE.
- Replying to @tekbogrevisionist history, jobs era apple also sucked at software they are a company who has never learned the word: “refactor”
- Replying to @anothercohenThis is perfect, I paid for a 2 year Product certificate program where we learned DICK Demoralize - Showing all metrics going down Interrogate - Ask the team why the product is in decline Challenge - If they provide a reason, reject it Kickoff - Start more projects anyways
- does anyone else know how much I should tip AWS when I pay my bill?
