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Ashley Reese
@offbeatorbit
Writer. Widow. Worrywart. Hates mint chocolate. Got the girlies pressed. #fuckcancer 💌 BAD BRAIN newsletter ↴
NYC via LA
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Joined February 2009
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    Ashley Reese
    @offbeatorbit
    Jun 4, 2024
    Bad news for all my haters.
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    Ashley Reese
    @offbeatorbit
    Nov 26, 2024
    $1
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    𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
    @beyoncegarden
    Nov 25, 2024
    $1 or one night with them😭?
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    Ashley Reese
    @offbeatorbit
    Apr 1, 2025
    Okay this was actually a very kind thing for him to say
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    Pop Crave
    @PopCrave
    Mar 31, 2025
    YUNGBLUD responds to a fan who tells him he saved her life: “Maybe the music was a soundtrack, but you saved your own life.”
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    Ashley Reese
    @offbeatorbit
    Dec 22, 2024
    It’s starting…
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    Acyn
    @Acyn
    Dec 22, 2024
    Trump: [Elon Musk] is not going to be president. That I can tell you. I’m safe. You know why? He can’t be. He wasn’t born in this country
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    Ashley Reese
    @offbeatorbit
    Nov 19, 2024
    This is the kind of incomprehensible sex position that you read in a fanfic and you can’t even focus on the story anymore bc you’re wondering how they’re physically able to do this.
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    feel in diary ッ
    @feelindiary
    Nov 16, 2024
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    Ashley Reese
    @offbeatorbit
    Apr 17, 2025
    Girl fuck you
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    J.K. Rowling
    @jk_rowling
    Apr 16, 2025
    I love it when a plan comes together. #SupremeCourt #WomensRights
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    Ashley Reese
    @offbeatorbit
    Apr 26, 2020
    adults who are picky eaters are massive turnoffs don’t @ me expand your palate bich!!! Eat a vegetable you’re 28!!!!!!
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    Ashley Reese
    @offbeatorbit
    Dec 30, 2024
    Yes
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    Ron wright
    @ronsterd89
    Dec 28, 2024
    Is it rude to bring kids to a “no kid” wedding if you couldn’t find a babysitter?
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    Ashley Reese
    @offbeatorbit
    Mar 24, 2025
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    Ashley Reese
    @offbeatorbit
    Jun 14, 2025
    Fuck those dogs too idc
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    naomi
    @lachancenaomi27
    Jun 14, 2025
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    Ashley Reese
    @offbeatorbit
    Jul 13, 2024
    But honestly fuck that guy who shot at him bc this truly made everything ten times worse.
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    Ashley Reese
    @offbeatorbit
    May 21, 2024
    oh the baby was right
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    Ashley Reese
    @offbeatorbit
    Aug 22, 2025
    He’s so real for this too
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    Mrs. Butters 🥧
    @MrsButters
    Aug 21, 2025
    Little boy just found out Donald Trump is a real person and is devastated
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    Ashley Reese
    @offbeatorbit
    Sep 19, 2025
    Dawg
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    Spencer Hakimian
    @SpencerHakimian
    Sep 18, 2025
    Fox News: "Charlie said, 'There is no such thing as hate speech.'" Trump: "He might not be saying that now."
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