Stock people *lose 5% of net worth in a day*
Literally crying on reddit, jumping off bridges
Crypto people *lose 30% of their net worth in a day*
Updates profile picture to McDonalds hat and shitpost in the group chat
Homeless guy asked me for some money. So instead of giving him 5 or $10 I gave him my old iPhone and loaded his phantom wallet with $50.
Told him to lock in. I’m tracking his wallet. I’ll keep you all updated
My brother just texted me said he bought his first crypto.
I instantly made a pump fun and sent it to him. Soon as he bought I rugged it.
Welcome to the trenches little bro.
Got drained for $250,000 (200+ BNB) last night
this is my first drain after 8 years in crypto and I have no idea exactly how it happened.
What makes this even more weird is that the drainer left me around $50,000 in ETH on Base and Ethereum.
So even if my private key was