my bf is sick and i offered him a cup of throat coat tea and he (extremely blearily) went “throat goat???”
sophia
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sophia
@pastoralcomical
aged out of nubile and precocious; now just flat-chested and annoying
boston
Joined September 2016
- my friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes which is exactly what i assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed
- it’s crazy that they only figured out tectonic plates in the 60s. a child in the 50s would say “it seems like south america and africa would fit together” and his mom would go “that’s cute honey would you like a cigarette”
- they shiuld sell a beer with 1 cigarette attached the way a straw is attached to a juice box
- insurance denied my reimbursement claim for therapy because they need to talk to my dentist 👍
- for a while whenever my bf refused to wake up i accused him of being gay for the sandman. so now when i shake him in the mornings sometimes he just mutters “im not gay”
- i can’t believe you people have all been watching what appears to be a car ad or possibly an airbnb adBelly has chosen Conrad in the Series finale of The Summer I Turned Pretty.
- thinking about how when i was like 12 on tumblr having never kissed another soul i was indignantly reblogging things like “50 shades of gray is NOT a realistic depiction of kink. please educate yourself. misinformation is so dangerous”
- my brother is complaining that porn ruined the concept of “being stuck”
- im constantly wearing normal outfits to work and my most zoomer coworker is always like “ok office siren” “it’s giving y2k futch” etc
- not really a goldmine then is itResearchers at the University of Pittsburgh found a goldmine of lithium in Pennsylvania. cbsn.ws/3X0QiS9
- twitter sucks cuz its just normies & scolds but tumblr was compelling because everyone's brains had been completely broken. there was a big tumblr post years ago about how gifs are problematic because theyre literally silencing the people in them. im sorry but twitter could never
