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- my mom showing me 15 incredibly out of focus pictures of flowers she took in her garden
- My dad just called from the car to tell me theres a conspiracy theory at IKEA where the showroom furniture are bigger than the ones you buy. He said its just by an inch or so but its enough to make you feel crazy. Its the most ive heard him say in years
- a cup of coffee should cost $1 and if you want something fancy it should be $2. its fucked up that we’ve all just accepted that a coffee will cost like $5.80
- how girls flirt: this picture of these monkeys i sent you who are snuggling that’s you and me you are the big monkey i am the little monkey how boys flirt: jesus fucking christ youve never seen john wick what the fuck are you out of your mind come over after work then
- Sorry man I havent seen Inception yet. Im watching all movies chronologically and im still in the 1930s :/
- Women love zooming in x100 on a nice picture you took of them and going “look at my knee here. I look completely fucked. I look insane”
- bank: you can borrow $600K to buy a house if u want me: wow thats so much money ill literally never be able to pay that back bank: its okay we dont expect you too me: wow! how does that even work? bank: nobody knows! :) me: :)
- American graduating five years of college at 22: What am I going to do with my life I am so old European about to enroll in college for the first time at 37: My nation needs more experts on Latin America
- Hydro flask. Stanley cup. Yeti. How about just refilling a Smartwater bottle you got at the airport for 7 months
- Smoking weed in 1976: im gonna have groovy sex with an incredibly stinky woman Smoking weed in 2022: if my vape is out of battery I Will Kill Myself
- just sold a kitchen table and four chairs that i paid $40 for a year ago for $50 . its called having a business mindset . never settle . never be content . all my losses were lessons .
- Diners, Drive-ins and Dives chef: alright we call this the slop bucket. Basically its a bunch of slop in a bucket and we cover it in cheese. My mentally ill grandpa started making it in 1936 Guy Fieri: Awesome job hombre tastes great
