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1/ I’m excited to announce my next adventure in startup land. Earlier this month I joined @ModernTreasury.
Matt Janiga
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Matt Janiga
@regulatorynerd
Payments stuff at Modern Treasury. Former Stripe, Square, Lithic, Cap One. Views are mine, and not my company's.
California, USA
Joined February 2016
- Replying to @fkasummer and @infinitsummerMen will literally dig holes at the beach instead of going to therapy.
- I'll happily join JP Morgan CEO Jamie Dimon in the office each day if he'll provide me the same $293,753 annually for private jet travel and $31,522 for chauffeured car service. This guy is a whiny boomer hypocrite who enjoys public subsidies to prop up his too big to fail bank.
“If you want to work from home, that’s fine - you can work somewhere else. I work from home - on Saturdays and Sundays” Jamie Dimon CEO of JPMorgan Chase - We might have lost the Constitution, but with $41M we should have enough to buy a US Senator. Maybe two, depending on gas fees.
- Replying to @jdanMe trying to read that last cut off item on your list . . .
GIF - You’re all doing the wrong comparison jokes. This is clearly pommel horse guy, traveling back from the future.
- Replying to @ArmandDomaThe DOJ failed to prosecute any of the bankers or financiers involved in the Great Financial Crisis, as the statute of limitations begins to lapse evidencing to a wide swath of Gen Z that crime does indeed pay.
- 1/ 🚨Chase seems to have pissed off the CFPB 🚨
- Replying to @TheStalwartI won’t believe it until Walter Bloomberg tweets it
- If this tweet gets 1,000 likes, I'll do a thread with what I really think of the Hindenburg Cash App and Block short seller report.
- I just ran into Jamie Dimon. I asked him for his thoughts on the CFPB being dismantled and he said "no comment." Then he showed me this chart he was carrying around of who the Spice Girls were dating or married to.
- Replying to @matthewstollerCan you still use the drinking fountain they set up for volunteers of the group?
