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"banger" yeah I know that's why I tweeted it
saila
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- how the fuck am i supposed to consistently down 200 grams of protein every single day without structuring my entire life around this
- If you don’t understand what I meant by 2.5 kids, you are BELOW the IQ requirement for this account.Just me, the wife, 2.5 kids, and the French au-pair, I don’t ask for much.
- Either you or the cat need to go to the doctor right away.Cat I’ve had for 6 years that never has sat on my lap decided about two weeks ago that every waking moment I’m at my desk it has to be sitting on my leg. The entire day if I let it. Like what happened to you
- There is absolutely nothing autistic about this girl, she's a level 999 shadow vizier using her max-level manipulate abilities on a level 1 ranger who's stepped into her killrange.Rizz em with the tism! 👌
00:00 - 30 is very young, incredibly young. You might as well be a caterpillar just escaping metamorphosis, about to spread your wings. But, on the other hand, 22 is very, very old — indescribably old. You’re washed. It’s over for you. Your ships have long sailed.
- Imagine starting this account in August 2023 and fumbling the only day you had to perform. Devastating.
Readers added contextYes. Jimmy Carter passed away on December 29, 2024. He was 100 years old and the longest-living American President. washingtonpost.com/obituaries/202… cnn.com/politics/live-… - the new border czar:
new border czar passes physiognomy check - Dating JD Vance when he was a fat emo kid is like buying bitcoin in 2009. Usha is one of the greatest investors of all time.
All of the men I know who are craftsmen (potters, carpenters, etc) are absolutely knee deep in offers from women- Marrying a white girl first and moving to Japan second to show I’m just into ethnostates but not asians.
- It's always fun to look at one of these maps and guess where the user is from.Opinion: You should be from one of the blue countries to use the internet
