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sarah jeong
@sarahjeong
deputy features ed @verge. prev @nytimes @motherboard. I don’t check my DMs. look for me elsewhere, this place is internet chernobyl
Portland, OR
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    sarah jeong
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    Nov 4, 2022
    managed to stop laughing long enough to make a mailing list
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    sarah jeong
    @sarahjeong
    Sep 15, 2020
    I pretty much never do this but this guy is a “pastor”
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    sarah jeong
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    May 26, 2022
    what the fuck is going on with the police scanner archive and the missing 18 minutes of audio? has anyone figured out what the hell is happening there?
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    sarah jeong
    @sarahjeong
    Jan 6, 2021
    I’m at the coup I’m at the superspreader event I’m at the combination coup / superspreader event
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    sarah jeong
    @sarahjeong
    Feb 15, 2019
    i like how we spent centuries at the mercy of measles and once we defeated it a handful of ding dongs took the side of measles
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    sarah jeong
    @sarahjeong
    May 19, 2022
    I once did a fun cute little blog about how elon musk follows zero women on Twitter (not even his own mother). I asked SpaceX and Tesla for comment because duh and they (the PR professionals!!!) came back to me with “but he follows more women than men on Instagram.”
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    sarah jeong
    @sarahjeong
    Nov 2, 2022
    “if you don’t like it why are you still tweeting” because I fucking love things that suck ass. I went to law school. I work as a journalist. I have almost finished playing the entirety of mass effect andromeda. I’m a dumb piece of shit
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    sarah jeong
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    Sep 15, 2020
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    You would be surprised at how many people send me these kinds of messages from their work emails. But using the domain for your online church is a new low, and yes, I am going post your email on the internet.
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    sarah jeong
    @sarahjeong
    Jan 23, 2019
    *me reading AOC tweets* Is this what it feels like to have an elected official that lives in remotely the same universe that you do? Boomers have it good
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    sarah jeong
    @sarahjeong
    Aug 7, 2022
    i am extremely concerned about the frequent and repeated consensus view in the nursing subreddit about the looming collapse of the american healthcare system
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    sarah jeong
    @sarahjeong
    Apr 25, 2022
    it's not nearly the funniest part of the list of things he intends on doing but "making the algorithms open source" and "defeating the spam bots" are goals that work against each other
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    sarah jeong
    @sarahjeong
    Sep 16, 2022
    if I wanted to be cruel to a bunch of powerless people, I would probably *not* send them to Lawyer Island
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    sarah jeong
    @sarahjeong
    Nov 8, 2019
    People keep asking for my opinion on cancel culture, and the only thing i have to say is that the Atlantic was nearly destroyed in 1869 by thousands of subscription cancellations over an article by Harriet Beecher Stowe insinuating that Lord Byron fucked his sister
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    sarah jeong
    @sarahjeong
    Oct 4, 2022
    honestly I think he got ratio’d so hard last night that he decided to buy twitter after all

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