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sarge
@sarge____
almost always joking.
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Joined August 2021
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    sarge
    @sarge____
    Oct 10, 2025
    are we all going to do that thing now where we pretend the 4th round isn't the exact spot where someone like Skattebo should go?
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    Cam
    @42Cyc
    Oct 10, 2025
    32 NFL teams watched Cam Skattebo do this, and decided he was a 4th round pick. x.com/NFLPerformance…
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    sarge
    @sarge____
    Jan 3, 2024
    Pat McAfee continuing to pay Aaron Rodgers millions in appearances fees to come on his show and say controversial shit while Pat and AJ Hawk giggle like school children is one of the saddest media displays i've ever seen
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    sarge
    @sarge____
    Oct 8, 2025
    Javy has to have the worst case of ADHD in human history, right? he simply cannot lock in for all 162, but if you fill the stadium up and turn the pressure to 10, he starts crushing the baseball
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    MLB
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    MLB
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    sarge
    @sarge____
    Jan 1, 2025
    Jeremiah Smith was in 8th grade when Dillon Gabriel enrolled at UCF
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    CJ Fogler 🫡
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    CJ Fogler 🫡
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    sarge
    @sarge____
    Nov 9, 2025
    are coaches allowed to do this in game?
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    Big Ten Network
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    Big Ten Network
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    sarge
    @sarge____
    Aug 7, 2024
    not one person respects Colorado football and it's so funny
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    Montana Griz Football
    @MontanaGrizFB
    Aug 7, 2024
    Darts only 🎯 #GrizCamp 🐻
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    sarge
    @sarge____
    Jul 26, 2024
    i forgot how annoying the honeymoon phase of a team hiring Jim Harbaugh is the first year or two is all "he's so quirky" and by year four, it's "this is the single weirdest and most insufferable man on the face of the earth"
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    Los Angeles Chargers
    NFL
    @chargers
    Jul 26, 2024
    ur coach could never
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    sarge
    @sarge____
    Oct 10, 2025
    you didn't see shit, he just happens to be on the team you cheer for
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    sarge
    @sarge____
    Jan 29, 2022
    Keon Coleman is the first player to score a touchdown and a basket for an AP Top-10 football & basketball in the same academic calendar season since former Heisman Trophy winner Charlie Ward did in 1992-93 ELITE athletic company
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    sarge
    @sarge____
    Jan 3, 2024
    Replying to @sarge____
    "please Mr. Washed Up QB man, come on our show and let us know what dark section of 4chan you have decided is real and factual. You're so cool Mr. QB. Me and AJ think you're so edgy and different. ESPN said we can give you more money. Please just come hangout with us man, please"
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    sarge
    @sarge____
    Jan 9, 2024
    it feels like as a fan, you should only be forced to suffer through one of the following in the same season: -your most hated rival winning a natty -your head coach getting fired for jacking off nobody should have to endure both
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    sarge
    @sarge____
    Jan 19, 2025
    everyone is probably going to try and give some big brain take on the Lions, but it's really simple: you can't win a Super Bowl with 15+ defensive injuries. NFL football is too hard to overcome that
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    sarge
    @sarge____
    Oct 6, 2021
    Replying to @TylerIAm
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    Queen In The North
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    Queen In The North
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    sarge
    @sarge____
    Jun 9, 2025
    in the summer of 2005, 12 innocent kids from Clio, Michigan took the field one cloudly morning in Cooperstown to face a team called the Houston Heat. they put up 25 runs in the top of the first inning against us and their coach made them all start batting oppostie handed.
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    Baseball Doesn't Exist
    @BaseballDoesnt
    Jun 9, 2025
    Cooperstown, where every American boy dreams go to die
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