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Allie
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Allie
@searobbing
24 year old woman jerb on bluesky
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    Allie
    @searobbing
    Nov 27, 2024
    please god obliterate the car in front of me. please kill the driver and explode their car. please mist my windshield with their blood. thank you. amen.
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    Allie
    @searobbing
    Feb 24, 2025
    Everybody is laughing at this but it probably does feel really good to develop an adderall addiction and wind up in a codependent multi-way relationship with the 6 other young men that you share your life and body with.
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    Finn Mallery
    @fin465
    Feb 23, 2025
    POV: you got all your most cracked friends to move sf to build an ai startup Revenue: $50k+ / month Rent: <$1k / person Sleep: 4-6 hrs / night Mattresses on the floor: 7 If you're not doing this, your startup will never hit PMF
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    Allie
    @searobbing
    May 7, 2025
    Ideally you would just have AI handle all your intimate relationships, hobbies, learning, personal growth etc. and spend all that extra time watching short form video content.
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    Allie
    @searobbing
    Mar 15, 2024
    if i got stabbed by this i wouldnt even be mad i dont think
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    Allie
    @searobbing
    May 21, 2025
    Replying to @social_actavis
    The ship is being crashed and destroyed but I don’t know how to swim.
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    Allie
    @searobbing
    Sep 7, 2025
    it's crazy how expensive computer parts are. like you do know that i can just sail away right? i could set sail and leave this all behind.
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    Allie
    @searobbing
    Sep 28, 2025
    Driving a car straight up turns you into an evil person.
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    Allie
    @searobbing
    Nov 16, 2025
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    Allie
    @searobbing
    Nov 16, 2025
    does anyone have the “most powerful gambler” tweet
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    Allie
    @searobbing
    Sep 22, 2025
    Tomorrow there will be lots of difficult stuff to do. Make sure to sleep as little as possible.
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    Allie
    @searobbing
    Oct 6, 2025
    [venmo request for $1.27] Last night was amazing. We should definitely do that again sometime. This is for the glass of water you drank and the electricity you used to charge your phone.
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    Allie
    @searobbing
    Apr 9, 2025
    so fucked up that they don't make gas plasma displays anymore
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    Allie
    @searobbing
    Nov 13, 2025
    subtraction. where does the number go when it goes away?
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    Mathieu
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    Nov 12, 2025
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    Allie
    @searobbing
    Apr 24, 2025
    Every morning when I wake up the first thing I do is freak the fuck out. This sets the tone for the day and is a natural caffeine-free way to shake off any lingering grogginess.
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    Allie
    @searobbing
    Jun 18, 2025
    this is the graphical abstract in that article lol
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    Berger Lab
    @berger_lab
    Jun 17, 2025
    Excited to share our latest manuscript in @CellCellPress. Here we discovered neuropeptides that specify and reprogram the division of labor in leafcutter ants! penntoday.upenn.edu/news/what-can-…
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