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skooks
@skooookum
New York, NY
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    skooks
    @skooookum
    Sep 27, 2025
    not a single one of you strong enough to wrestle with this concept
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    @skooookum
    Sep 27, 2025
    Why does rice come in a bag? Shouldn’t it be a cardboard box? Arguably a floppy bag is the worst way to store rice once it’s been opened.
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    skooks
    @skooookum
    Oct 3, 2025
    whom he was smashing
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    Rain Drops Media
    @Raindropsmedia1
    Oct 2, 2025
    Mayor Adams is under fire for appointing a woman, whom he was smashing to a $160,000 NYC job. 👀💰
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    skooks
    @skooookum
    Mar 1, 2025
    “I’m gonna text her”
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    skooks
    @skooookum
    Mar 2, 2025
    "Every technological innovation over the last five decades was Satanic Globalist Transgenderism Science but Ozempic is fine"
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    @user84829272
    Mar 2, 2025
    Have you seen Alex jones lately
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    skooks
    @skooookum
    Oct 29, 2025
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    @skooookum
    Nov 14, 2025
    If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed you pretty much enter God Mode
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    skooks
    @skooookum
    Oct 26, 2024
    boomers are cooked. zero cognitive immunity towards this kind of stuff
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    Texas 🇺🇸
    @MustangMan_TX
    Oct 25, 2024
    Is this deck amazing or what?
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    This image is AI generated. While difficult to tell at first, closer looks at parts of the logs that make up the cabin show a bit of blurring and melting together, something that does not happen naturally. elearn.eb.com/real-vs-ai-ima… pcmag.com/articles/how-t… endertech.com/blog/6-ways-to…
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    skooks
    @skooookum
    Nov 7, 2024
    I love spending time with my girlfriend etc but the 3000% productivity boost on nights when she’s away is hilarious to me. Turns out when there isn’t an insanely hot women loafing about it’s way easier to focus
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    skooks
    @skooookum
    Nov 5, 2025
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    cold 🥑
    @coldhealing
    Nov 5, 2025
    My conspiracy theory is that Zohran actually met his wife on Raya, not Hinge, but he says Hinge because it sounds more proletariat
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    skooks
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    Oct 10, 2025
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    Max Spero
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    Oct 9, 2025
    GitHub of an unemployed 22yo: GitHub of a distinguished engineer at Google:
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    skooks
    @skooookum
    Nov 4, 2024
    how women act when they can’t stick their fucking icicle feet up your ass
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    skooks
    @skooookum
    Nov 5, 2025
    Probably feels baller as hell to keep your crack hobby secret from your gf
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    Tokyo
    @otokyo
    Nov 4, 2025
    Today i found this in my ex's sock drawer... Please tell me what this is🤔
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    skooks
    @skooookum
    Oct 1, 2025
    I can hear my girlfriend listening to AI generated short form content in the other room
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    skooks
    @skooookum
    Nov 7, 2025
    i suppose there were signs
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    hope hopes hoping
    @hopes_revenge
    Nov 7, 2025
    her- are you a little racist in private ? me-
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