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@syntacrobat
im standing still
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    @syntacrobat
    Jan 10, 2023
    once you push through your irony and cringe hangups you face the simple and bittersweet challenge of doing things well, the naked pursuit of Quality
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    Mar 7, 2024
    really makes ya think
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    @syntacrobat
    Aug 11, 2024
    i have created, the black flame
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    @syntacrobat
    Jul 16, 2024
    I am returning from MIT with a vial and a secret formula for creating "the black flame"
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    @syntacrobat
    Dec 19, 2023
    you should be able to open twitter when you're already on twitter. and it should take you to a second, deeper twitter
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    @syntacrobat
    Aug 11, 2024
    Replying to @turtlekiosk
    yeah and a sodium lamp lmao
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    Mar 7, 2024
    Replying to @sharkAster
    oh it's drafty as hell for sure
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    @syntacrobat
    Jun 24, 2023
    sure she's cute. but does she advance the plot?
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    @syntacrobat
    Aug 11, 2024
    Replying to @Or_Tinrante
    it was new and exciting to me :)
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    @syntacrobat
    Mar 7, 2024
    Replying to @lillybilly299
    oh no husbandt... now we live in minnesota
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    @syntacrobat
    Sep 17, 2023
    if someone starts a conversation with "so what do you do for work" it makes me not want to talk to them, but if they start a conversation with "Hi! Let's have a conversation about something other than what we do for work 😇" it makes me want to talk to them even less
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    @syntacrobat
    Feb 7, 2020
    Replying to @ThisisAlexei
    I think about this worm woman everyday.
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    Jul 16, 2024
    I am returning from MIT with a vial and a secret formula for creating "the black flame"
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    @syntacrobat
    Aug 2, 2023
    i can’t believe this is a real NYT correction
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    @syntacrobat
    Jan 13, 2024
    my irl friends keep asking me if "things changed" since elon bought twitter. to which i say no, not at all. that's a ripple on the surface and we're deep sea creatures. it's dark down here, we're weird and deformed and feed on hydrothermal vents
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