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- I got a vasectomy in 2022 and with this economy, it might be the best decision I've ever made Follow me for more financial advice 📈
- I grew up on food stamps and now I'm literally getting paid to shitpost and watch Counter-Strike ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE THANK YOU PAVEL FOR BELIEVING IN ME NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS
- I am a machine that turns mental illness into internet points
- AMA (fun questions only)
- a very happy Thursday to the bot farm still swarming my replies 😊
- Over 300,000 people die of drowning each year. In order to protect society, it is now illegal to consume or possess water. Your government is also considering banning solid food, as it presents a needless choking hazard. You are not an adult. You are a baby. Eat the baby food.
- hey can I have like 50 bucks? @elonmusk
- Who's winning the world cup? I have a crippling gambling addiction and need some action
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